The Elements of Insanity

Chapter 1: Pinkamena Diane Pie

 Pinkie Pie trotted down the dirt roads of the little town she knew and loved. Every pony seemed to be doing something important this including the earth ponies, pegasai, and unicorns. Bon Bon and Lyra chatted about anthropology and the Cutie Mark Crusaders ran around in circles trying to get their cutie marks. Pinkie skipped into Sugar Cube Corner and walked slowly into her secret basement. She creaked every time she took a step downwards, the floor seeming to collapse around her. She stared at the madness in front of her with horror. She witnessed ever chilling detail especially noticing the statue she made of her once best friend, Rainbow Dash.

Pinkie ran back up the stairs, shut the door, almost ran into Mrs. Cake, and out of Sugar Cube Corner. Pinkie didn't stop running until she was out of Ponyville and near a small lake.

" How could I let this happen?" Pinkie Pie asked herself in sorrow. She stared at her reflection in the lake and then turned away from it. " Dashie, I miss you, no, it will all be okay."

" After all of this you think everything will be okay?" A voice asked in disbelief. The voice sounded much like hers, only this voice had a dark and insane sense to it.

" Where are you? Who are you? What are you?" Pinkie asked in her normal tone. Pinkie then looked into the lake and saw herself, only with a straight mane. This wasn't the real Pinkie Pie. "Eikes!"

" I'm you, only better, the darker side of you, still you, only darker." The image said.

" No! You aren't me!" Pinkie exclaimed in horror.

" My name, also yours, is Miss. Pinkamena Diane Pie, but since we're such great friends, you may call me Pinkamena." The figure said with a sneer and an unnatural eye twitch.

" Stop it! Leave me alone! I want nothing to do with you!" Pinkie exclaimed.

" Come on now, think of all the things we've accomplished." The voice said.

" You made me kill all of those ponies, you controlled me! You even made me kill my bestest friend ever!" Pinkie said with tears in her bright blue eyes.

" It wasn't just me, it was us. We worked as a team to kill all of those stupid ponies. I had so much fun doing it, and I know for a fact, that you did too. Plus she deserved it, they all did." Pinkamena said.

" No! Pinkie exclaimed. This has to be a dream, it just has to!"

" This is not a dream my only friend, and it will never end. Pinkamena said stepping out of the lake and becoming a real pony. Pinkie gasped as she turned around to see her evil counter part. " You will never get away from me."

" My friends and I will stop you! We are the Elements of Harmony!" Pinkie exclaimed with intensity.

" Your friends? Don't make me laugh, I hate it. Your so called "friends?" They don't even care about you anymore." Pinkamena said.

" What do you mean?" Pinkie asked angrily.

" They are too busy with their important jobs now. Like Applejack is busy with her farm, Rarity's outfit making business is booming now, Fluttershy has a relationship with Discord, Twilight is a princess and living in Canterlot, and look at you. Your friend never make time for you anymore. They laugh at your stupidity, not your jokes. You know why you killed Rainbow?" Pinkamena asked.

" I... I..." Pinkie could only say.

" Because she was ignoring you, ignoring us, making her into cupcakes when her name was picked was the best, that statue and dress you made is amazing, Rarity would be jealous. Soon you'll have enough unicorn magic to over throw Celestia and become an alicorn queen! But, we don't need all of that to be powerful. Our murdering and butchering skills are magnificent at least." Pinkamena said smiling lightly.

" My friends, don't like me anymore?" Pinkie asked still thinking about what her friends think rather than about fame and skill.

" Yes, I already said all of this. They never liked us anyways." Pinkie's mane began to deflate as it turned a blood red pink. Her coat turned more gray than bubble gum pink.

" You, you, you're right. My friends never come to my parties anymore, they say that there to busy for nonsense. They deserve to die, all of them. Especially " Dashie." Pinkie said in the same tone as Pinkamena.

" Together we will show every pony to stop laughing at Pinkamena Diane Pie." Pinkamena said offering a hoof to Pinkie Pie lying on the cold ground. Pinkie took it and then Pinkamena walked inside her. Pinkie screamed for a minute in agony, then she picked herself up. A chaotic and evil smile appeared on her face as her eyes turned from a welcoming bright blue to a icy cold blue.

" I, Pinkamena Diane Pie, shall conquer all smiles. Forever!" There was a harsh snicker as she looked at the blur which was Ponyville.

" This will be fun." She said barely smiling.