The Cheez Whiz Mold Fic

This is why Ryan Ross left Panic!

Okay, so the reason Ryan left Panic! was because of his addiction to Cheez Whiz.

It was a hot summer day. Somewhere in LA.

They were trying to record Pretty Odd. Ryan Ross is in the boot. Whether he's playing guitar or trying to do vocals, or both at the same time

So Ryan's just fucking downing Cheez Whiz and Brendon is like

"Ryan, that's your 20th bottle today. You have to calm down, man."

Brendon pauses.

"I know You didn't get any chips, I know You've got the Cheez Whiz, but this has to stop."

And Ryan is just fucking strumming on his guitar and just keeps fucking downing Cheez Whiz.

It's all over him.

Then he puts it into like a life-size mold. Then goes into it and hibernates for a few days and then comes out [comes out...] as Ryan Ross the Cheez Whiz King.

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Yeah, this was pretty much it.
I just really wanted to write this down, because the way Frank said it was literally amazing.

This is called The Cheez Whiz Mold Fic. I do not own this idea. I wrote down what Frank a.k.a. my crack daddy said.

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Thanks for reading. I hope You enjoyed.

Bye,

-Ari.