Ced
IT WAS fabulous. The whispers in my head were all taunting me to touch the greasy doorknob of a door. My sassiness' is to classy to touch a gross object.
"Uh-" I was standing at the same exact position thinking whether I should open the door or not or knot knot. Haha, I'm so funny.
It all began yesterday. The first fucking day of school. All students were subjected to join a club or create one with 5 to more members.
Blame my sassy ass laziness for not making me create a club: "The Sassy People".
The White Ravens are the sassiest and needless to say the club which has only 4 members, meaning, it will be disbanded if I don't join, and its least corrupt, therefore I can be president then I'll change the club and go to the walk of fame
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With a slushie on my right hand I take my to my home.
Yep.
I did not join the club.
Well I did went inside but everything I saw was dusty and I'm sassy enough to go sit.
Earlier, I tried hiding my choosiness with a smile. Well either way, it still looked force though.
Uh! Instead of the walk of fame, it turned to SASSILLY UGLY WALK OF SHAME.
"Hugh" I took a deep breath. I mean who wouldn't get tired after walking over 500 meter?
Not this person.
I'm too sassy for that.
"Everybody wants to be Poppy, Poppy!" I sang while getting my keys to open the door. I mean what are keys for? Wiping you're gross fecal matter?
I hummed all the way until I finally reach my amazing crib.
''Ah! Finally home! Fuck those club shit. This person is too sassy to work y'all"
I know deep inside my mind, I'm freaking out about my grades since my parents has high expectations about me, but YOLO.
I laid down in my bed. I ain't lying in the floor, to be a human burrito. My conditioner is much more than your phone bloody gits.
"Hmm hmm hmmmm hmm Hmm hmm hmmm Hmmmm hmm hmmm hmm Hmmm hmm hmm Hmm hmm hmmm" I hummed a little tune while getting milk from the fridge. I need Calcium to be Aestetically Sassy.
"Deux!The Demi God who ate the Olympians come out." I shouted in a brave-sassy tone while putting straw in my milk. I mean who doesn't drink drinks without straw?
You.
Hahaha. I'm So Funny.
A bright light had illuminated my crib. It was gold. Shining Sassily Gold.
And yeah, if your wondering if really sassily ate the Olympians, he didn't. He was just so so powerful that he even surpasses the Olympians.
"What do you want, Ced?"He asked while holding his chin with his hands.
"Dunno. I just wanna get out of this boredom. Too sassy for that shit. I shrugged.
"Phew Phew!" His little pet I dunno barked?Meowed?Mooed? Whatever it is, its aestetically awesome, unlike me,I'm Sassy.
He sighed through his nostril. "Let's see. Wanna be more sassy?"
I'm Sassy already why need to?.
'"You do know that I can read your mind." He spoke in a bored tone.
"Ya Ya"
"So we'll you accept my deal?"
"Are you really giving me a deal?"
"Yeah, and I'll make your life awesomer."
" Im not awesome, I'm SASSY"
"Okay okay calm the heck down, fine you'll be More FUCKING SASSY."
"Ok!I'll do it, but I really just wanna gain sassiness haha"
"Shut up"
"Oh oh, drop the gun haha. Your so modern. I think I prefer seeing you with a sword rather than a gun. Bwahaha"
He just sighed,again. Woah dude, thats the 2nd sigh in less than a minute, are you sassily annoyed by me?
"You may leave now Ced. You're really a pain in the back"
"Thanks for the complement"
"Your hopeless"
"I know right? Hahaha!"
He then flickerred his grey hand and boom haha, I have returned in reality.
Time to look at my hair. Hoho.
"Ehhh?" I freaked out because I can't see my reflection in the mirror. And I'm invisible. Hoho
"I wish to be visible" Haha, as if my power is like the little bitch Sofia's amulet
Little did my brain know, it did fucking work. Haha, I win in the game of life.
"I wish to bend water"
"I wish to bend fire"
"I wish to bend air"
"I wish to bend Ice"
"I wish to break Justin Hieber's throat so he cant sing"
"I wish to fly"
"I wish to be more sassy"
Ced
"I wish to be....I ran out of ideas"
