CED
LESSON FUCKING LEARNED:
NEVER WISH FOR AN ENDERDRAGON TO A GOD SINCE IT WILL GOD DAMN WORK.
I have just now sassily realize that I have two abilities, which are, Invisbilty, and creating any creature.
Be it a three headed lion, a fire breathing moth or a blonde singing crappy songs,|' ll tottaly work.
I can litteraly beat the hell out of anyone, but now I have a major disaster.
I CANT KILL THE ENDERDRAGON.
It went to the nearby pond of course. Ufhhh. You can't understand my situation.
I know its just the size of a dragon fly,but still.
iT GROSSLY HATCH STINKy ENDEREGG TWICE IN A MINUTE.
AND THE WORSE IT FUCKING MESSES MY HAIR UP.
UGHFF!MY CONDITIONER IS LIKE SASSILY HAS MORE WORTH THAB YOUR LIFE DIMWITS!
cAlm the heck down Ced. You know the Enderdragon doesn't mean it.
Breath in.
Breathe out.
Ok.
All I need to do is kill the insect. No need to worry Ced, haha
Well it will probably just give you some stinky sap unto my hands or fingers, but its still alot better than ruining your sassy hair, right?
Here it goes.
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"Hyahhh" I shouted while smashing the enderdragon with the nearest book I can find.
Yes.
I have finally killed it.
Wait, what the heck is that?
No?!
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I woke up with a little consciousness. How I wish that the future would be near, so I can download my consciouness, thus, being immortal.
"Where in the sassiness am I?" I looked around the entire area and all I saw was sand...violet things...and--WOAH, is that a real enderdragon hoho.
So this is what he call Sassy.
Classic
So is there an enchanted diamond of some sort here?
Good things is that I have an idea or two about Minecraft.
Haha.
I was about to move until an ENCHANTED IRON Sword appeared in my hand. Oh so irons are lighter than I have expected. Nice.
"Hiyahhhh" I shouted, but before I could reach the dragon, the violet dudes took my items.
Im doomed
Sassily doomed*
