Dean was on the couch watching a show about pie. It was about cookin apple pie, pumpkin pie, pudding pie, blueberry pie, cherry pie, key lime pie, pecan pie, chicken pot pie, LEMON pie, boston creme pie and banana creme pie. "Ooh babyyy" he said has he licked his lips as they take the pie out of the oven. Then somebody pooped up behind him.
"DeAnE" they asked Dean recognized the voice. It was the gay angel man.
"Hello Cass" Dean turned to him very quickly and turned of the tv. "You didn't see that I wasn't watch anuthing. I swear"
"Don'ut swear dena, its not very ladylike"
"Cas you're such a chuckleface"
" what"
"what is tour hands cassy"
"I made you a pie"
Dean look down at the pie
"Look Deanie I worked very hard"
"I even caught my tie on fire"
He glanced down at the half burnt tie.
And then turned brand new again because of his homosexual powers
"That's not pie"
Dean frowned loudly.
The angles eyebrows lifted sadlike.
"Yes it is i worked hard"
"No look at it"
The angel looked at the flat piece of dough in his hands
a single apple slice rested in the middle of it and it wasn't even cooked.
"HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO CATCH YOUR TIE ON FIRE IF YOU DIDN'T PUT IT IN OVEN YOU DUMB SNOT"
Deanie weenies eyebrows went together
And his princess eyes widened to the size of paltes and his lips puckerd.
"What's a oven dean" Cass said turning his head sideways
"How did you catch on fire"
"I don't know I just did... I was cutting the apple and all of a sudden something was smoking"
"You stupid butt come here and let me check u for burns"
"I am okey dokey"
The anal promised him
Dean shook his had
"No you shit stick come here"
Dean hugged Cas exTREMEly tightly
"You smell like fire" dean said in Cass's ear
"I was in purgatory"
"Baby boy" dean slapped his back in a loveing, painful, way
"Ouch Danie" Cas frowned again
Dean gasped darmatically
"DID I HJURT OUOU" he shouted in his face
The anelg started into his green Rapunzel eyes.
"I ALWAYS HURT EVERYONE I LOVE NOT YOU TOO CAS I DONT NEED THAT
Cas continued to stare and then his eyes turned blue...
"Are you going to eat the pie or not you little shit"
THE END
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Pie Dean x Castiel Lemon
FanfictionDean was just watching the tv and Cas poofs up behind him ;) Find out what happens!?!?111?!? I didn't write this original story from Fanfic.net
