Yo mamma so fat that she sat on your iPod and made it an iPad
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Yo mamma so big when she put on a yellow raincoat people yelled, " TAXI!"
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Yo mamma so stupid she shoved 2 AA batteries up her butt and screamed, " I GOT THE POWER!"
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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip that she braids it.
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Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot wants to take HER picture!
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