I am bored, so I wanted to do this compilation of jokes for us Wattpad writers, this is like the best.
(The_Best_Awkwardness tagged me on the next one a while ago and it's the best shit ever, gaaah)
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What the writers says vs what author means
Writer says: So I had this crazy idea one day and I just had to work on it. Here ya go!
Writer means: So I had this crazy idea either right before getting in the shower or right before falling asleep so I grabbed my fucking laptop and shat all over it to create the steaming pile of crap that I now lay before you. I don't even know if it's good anymore. I haven't slept in two days.
Writer says: Wow, real life's getting busy! Sorry on the slow updates.
Writer means: My life is a literal storm of shit at the moment. Why did I decide to do this. Why am I still doing this. Everything around me is spinning out of control and I am staying up 'til 5:30 in the morning every night to create a piece of work that will only get two comments and 12 demands for quicker updates. I hope no one's mad at me, all I wanted to do was write.
Writer says: Wow! Would you look at that! I updated on time! Please enjoy!
Writer means: WOOOOOOHOOOOOO BITCHES LOOK AT THIS PRODUCTIVE ASSHOLE GO YEEEEEHAAAAWWWW TAKE THAT YOU NASTY REVIEWERS ALWAYS DEMANDING ME TO BE FASTER! I GOT THIS SHIT I GOT THIS SHIT
Writer says: This chapter was a toughie. Glad it's finally done!
Writer means: I don't know if this is good or not. I honestly don't fucking know. I've read the same words over and over and over again and I just couldn't look at it anymore. My beta said it was ok but I'm not confident but HOLY SHIT I JUST NEED TO STOP WRITING THIS FUCKIGN CHAPTER.
Writer says: Thanks for reading!
Writer means: Please, oh please oh please oh please leave me a review. A comment. Anything. Please tell me you're out there. Please tell me someone is reading this.
Writer says: I just want to say that real life is getting pretty hectic right now. Please try to be patient with me, I know you guys want updates. Thanks! :)
Writer means: FUCK. YOU. Who the fuck do you think you are, demanding shit from me?! You don't know my life! I have a very busy life! I create shit for free, you entitled son of a pig-fucker! STOP LEAVING ME COMMENTS TELLING ME TO UPDATE SOON OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PUKE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER!
Writer says: What's gonna happen next? Who knows? Hee hee ;)
Writer means: I have no fucking clue what the next chapter is going to look like. What's my plot? I don't know. I feel no emotion.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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