RoomMate|| K.TH {18+}

1||CHICKEN

Big thanks to Suga_Kim for the plot :))))))
And infinitydreams24 for the cover

Lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Omg

Someone better fucking be my roommate right now¡1!!!1

I'm tired of eating chicken and ice cream by myself all day, it sucks (dick) I'm just here sitting at my dorm eating chicken while watching anime by myself

BY MYSELF.

That word or I mean-words, no girl has to go through the struggles of eating chicken and watching anime alone...

#SaveTheGirls (╥︣﹏᷅╥᷅)

I wasn't living by myself until my friend died,it was an "accident" but I don't get how you could accidentally kill someone, I watched a drama that said accidentally killing someone is considered manslaughter but killing someone on purpose is murder— nvm I'm not getting in to details

Anyways enough depressing shit I'm looking for a roommate so please call
1-800-FUCKINGHURRY

I laid on the couch, my legs spread out as wide as I could get them, my hair in a tangled nest and my face covered in a face mask

I was about to press play on the anime i was watching when I got a call, I smiled and danced around in victory before answering only to find my annoying ass brother

"Heyyyyyyyyyyy sis what's going onnnnnnnn"

Ew I could already smell his drunk breath

"Ffs mark! Is there ever once when you called to say I love you instead of asking me to drive you home because your drunk?"

"I love youu?"

I mentally slapped myself.
Damn this boy better not be asking me to drive him home because in Jesus name I will kill him with a chicken nugget

"Anyfuckingways, I was peacefully eating chicken until you gave me a call so thanks for that"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sissy?? Eheheheheh can you drive me home?"

"....."

••

"You idiot you drunk idiot! why do you have to be drinking all the time?"I slapped him on his arm

he hissed in pain as I hit a "sensitive" spot "stop you-*hiccup*"

"You should be *hiccup* greatful to eve *hiccup* n see my beautiful *hiccup* fa *hiccup* ce."

As soon as we got to his apartment building he fell asleep...
..on the fucking stairs.

I groaned and stepped on his back but he didn't budge

"You mother-" as I was about to say a word I often say to my brother a little girl and her mother walked past me, the mom sent a death glare and covered the girls ears

"You mother father, your going to pay for this when you wake up" I smiled and the mother walked faster

You little shit.

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I woke up to a phone call

"Wth I was sleeping in peace and you have to bother me again?"

I got up lazily not rushing myself because it's not my FUCKING FAULT THAT SOME IDIOT CALLED AT 5 IN THE MORNING

"Hello?" I answered my voice a little raspy because I JUST woke up

"Uhh yes is this Mark Tuan?"

I scoffed

So my brother has a girlfriend and he hasn't told me?

Wow.  "let's not keep secrets from each other"
Bullshit oh well I didn't believe him anyways 😤😤

I cleared my voice "no this isn't he but I am his sister who must you be?"

"This is Kim Jennie and I am a friend of your brother. My friend is looking for a-"

"Roommate? Because I'm in desperate need of a roommate please judge send whoever it is to [enter address here] please bye and thank you!!!"

I hung up

YEEEEEEET
I'm gonna have a partner now bitches guess who's in for it now

*dabs aggressively*

ThaTs riGht m8 yO boI goT heRsElf sOme FuK— oh wait nvm it's a girl...still IDC I COULD BE GAY IF I WANT

Lol
No.

I got me some lucky person because they will be lucky and blessed to be with this girl right here

That's right, ME, don't be jealous

I ran around marks apartment screaming in joy

"MARKKKKKK NEED HELP WITH YOUR HANGOVER??"

I'm nice IK :)

{END}

Ok yes guys I have deleted the other chapters because they were weird and disorganized I apologize but I will try my best this time!!

(2/17/18) Ok I edited this again but guess ducking what!
I'm going to Hollywood for this Korean festival/ concert thingy in 2 months and I'm cannot stay still like 2 m o n t h s

THATISTOLONGIMNOTWAITINGTHATLONG !

I don't know who's going to be attending though, they haven't released the artists yet- which I think is kind of off since these tickets have been selling since 2 months ago

So idk what's coming for me it could be anyone

I mean the people that attended last year were

BASTARZ
Gummy
Skull & Haha
Min Kyung-hoon
Chu Ga-yeoul
Cho Hang-jo
Kim Yeong-im
VICTON
Apink
NCT 127
DJ Doc
Tiffany
MC:

Tiffany
Haha