soulless male reader x rwby. of course it is.

Ch1

Winter: Do something unique!

What do I get out of it?

Winter: Wanna make Winter hot?

Ok! Next story shall be unique!!!
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Me and my best/only friend Jordan are in our fucking cell. He was playing around with a butterknife. He accidently cut off his hand. He then got an idea. "Cut me in half!" He commanded. "Why? We can't kill ourselves." I said. "No! You know how we regrow limbs? We make the extra limbs dusappear by will. What if we don't?" He asked. "It might make two of you. And one is hell." I said. He glared at me. "I have a butter knife. He said. "You can't kill me." I said. He frowned. "You're no fun." He said. He put the kife back and a gaurd came in. "Experiments are starting." He said. We stood up and walked with him. Jordan stabbed his new knife into his neck. "Why'd you do that?" I asked. "So it doesn't pull my pants down." He said. He grabbed his hat with a yellow thing that had red cheeks and a lightning bolt shaped tail. He put it on sideways and we got to the arena where visitors can watch us attempt to kill each other. "Look! A family!" Jordan said and pointed. I saw a man with gray hair and a green suit sipping coffee and a lady who even Jordan will tell you had too much bust showing. With them is a group of four girls. One with a cape, one in all white, one that has as Jordan would call a paradise on a chest, and the girl who always visited us when the white fang would watch, Blake Belladonna or to Jordan Bitch Bellabooty. "Ooh! HI BELLABOOTY!" He shouted to her getting there attention. No one noticed the knife in his neck until we squared off. A thing came up for us to pick weapons. He stuck his kinfe in his pants and grabbed a sword. I grabbed a sword also. We stood across from each other. "Go Jordan!" Blake yelled. "Go white haired kid with a butter knife!" The white jaired girl said. "Go cutie!" Yellow said. "Why not cheer for me?" Jordan asked. "Keeping it even." She said. He threw his knife and it hit me in the heart and he appeared in front of me with his sword in my chest. I took the knife out and stabbed him with it. He stuck it back in his pants. "Give me a hand!" He said and cut off my hand. I kicked him away and he flew across the arena. He stood up and his arm cracked. "See. Told you kicking the air wpuld help you." He said. He sheathed his sword and I did also. He ran at me and punched me shattering my ribs and my spine when I hit the wall. "That's barbaric! Making the two fight to the death." Busty lady said. "They're fighting to the death!?" Exclaimed cape. Jordan turned to her. "Yep." He said and stabbed me with his knife again. I snapped his neck and kicked him away. "Oh my oum!!! He just killed his best friend!!" Cape yelled. Jordan stood up and snapped his neck back. "You actually had me dead a second there." He said. I tossed him his knife and he used his semblance upgrade to make his knife into two butcher knives. "I'm Jeff the killer!" He shouted. He rushed me and slashed then jumped back. I fell into small pieces and then regenreated back to normal. He tossed me a butcher knife. "Why aren't they dying?" Blondie asked. "They have no aura. Like grimm. They can't be killed for some reason though." Grey explained. We stabbed and slashed each other. I cut his hand off and he stabbed my throat out. We both regenerated and slashed again. When we jumped back he took his knife back and took another sword off the weapon thing. He charged me and slashed and stabbed making me get chopped into pieces slowly. "That's crazy! Two practically immortal beings fighting to the death!" White girl explained. Jordan and I jumped back. He surronded himself in a black and white aura. They gave us each special weapons and features. "Always did like the wolverine ccomics." He said as he let his claws out. "I always liked scorpions." I said mocking him and pulled my tail out. We both charged each other and clashed. "I'm gonna win." I said. "Not a chance." He said and kicked me away. He stabbed and sliced as I stabbed pressure points. He didn't stop so I didn't either. We almost went until one died. "Stop! This is wrong!" Cape said. Be paused with his claws right in front of my eyes. "Wow. Going for the eyes." I said. He pulled his claws in and he smirked. "Maybe. You won't find out." He said. We walked out to be met by the family. "Y/n you fought smart." Je started. "Jordan you were more like a savage badger, but you were still great." He said as Jordan flipped him off. Blondie walked up to Jordan and punched him the shot a hole in him and shoved her hand in. The spot closed around her arm. "I see that you are inside me. Want me inside you?" He asked. "Not in front of the kids!" I shouted. The lady smacked him with a riding crop. "Jordan, quit making sexual comments! Yang, get your hand out if Jordan!" The lady said. "Look who's making sexual comments ." Jordan said. "Excuse me?" The lady asked. "In other words I meant this," he started and cleared his throat. "Hippocrit bitch!" He shouted. She lifted him off the ground. "What the actual fuck are you gonna do?! You won't hurt me! I lost all feeling of pain! The 9,673,865 tests did that!" He shouted. He pulled his claws out. "Don't you think it hurts cutting my skin open with my claws!? These can cut through steel! And the stuff is going through my skin." He finished. The girls looked shocked. "So please, do tell what the fuck you're gonna do to me?!" He yelled. He took his knives and stabbed them into his stomach and he sat down in the air. I felt bad for him. They just had me fight him and then I grew up woth him. On the way out he waved at his now ex girlfriend. She held up a sign. "I'm not gonna date a traiter!" The sign said. He saddened and looked at his claws. He put them in and stabbed his swords that he took into him also. He sat down, arms crossed, weapons in body, looking pissed until we learned we are sharing a dorm with the girls in a school. He made friends with the lady who's name is Glynda. He was standing off against the douchebags and simply he just stabbed and beat them into submission.

Timeskip.

"Jordan! Y/n!" Pyrrha called out to us. "There is gonna be a talemt show!" She exclaims. Y/n smirked and pat my shoulder. "You know what we gonna sing." He said. "Mine takes two people. Would you help me?" She asked me. I nodded and walked with her. She took me to JNPR's dorm, which is open. I flopped onto the floor. "All ears sweetcheeks. Whatcha got?" I asked making her blush. "Well.....I.....erm.....want.....to sing.......closer with you." She said. I nodded and smiled. "Easy. Any other songs?" I asked her. She shook her head so I stood up. I hugged her awkwardly. "W-what's this for?" She asked. "I don't know." I said. I let go and walked back to Y/n. "You ready to destroy?" I asked. He nodded as we were waiting for Glynda to call us.