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Where this insane kid talks about whatever's on her mind. Some serious... some absolutely ridiculous. Renamed August 6, 2018 (Cover credits to @heartmindandseoul)

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All About That Bass - Height Version

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Before you question my logic as to why the bass could imply being short... let me show you this.

There. I think you can see the height difference.

So I actually hated this song when it first came out bc it was playing on the radio WAY. TOO. MUCH. Lately though, I don't mind it.

I've also been self conscious about my height lately. I'm very short (like 5'1.5) and it pains me to see people staring down at me all the time. I know being tall ain't all it's cracked up to be, but I'm shorter than both my parents and probably am just about done growing. It's my biggest insecurity.

But I'm gonna flip that around bc it ain't about how tall you are naturally, it's how you carry yourself.

So without further ado my version of All About That Bass... and you can tell me it's bad, but unless I get bad reviews from everyone, I won't listen *sassy snap*

#ImBringingTinyBack

Because you know I'm all about that bass,
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass

Yeah it's pretty clear, I'm only 5'2
But I can shake it, shake it like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right length in all the right places

I see the magazines working that Photoshop
We know that trash ain't real
Come on now, make it stop
If you got beauty beauty just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your height
She says, boys like a girl they can cuddle and hold real tight
You know I won't be no stick-figure, 5'9 Barbie doll,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along

I'M BRINGING TINY BACK
Go ahead, why don't you chew a stick on that
I know it sucks to be looked right down at
But I'm here to tell you
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
She says, boys like a girl they can cuddle and hold real tight
You know I won't be no stick-figure, 5'9 Barbie doll,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along

*if you're wondering why I say Barbie is 5'9, it's because she is at 1/6 scale, and if she was sized to real life, she would be 5'9

Idk what I just did XD