Avengers Chatroom

Day 47: insert random title here

Day 47: insert random title here

[everyone has joined]

Tony: okay srsly tho guys, where is Bartholomew

Arya: how would we know?

Tony: u guys all live with me

Nat: touché

Clint: um...

Tony: Clint do u know?

Clint: um...

Tony: Clint... ō_ō

Clint: he attempted 2 eat my hunger games book okay

Bruce: wut did u do?

Clint: I... kinda... threw him out the window...

Tony: MY POOR SWEET BABY *jumps out of window*

Becka: how does 1 'kinda threw him out the window?'

Clint: oh I didn't actually throw him out the window. I just locked him in the fridge

Sam: Clint, dude.... ur awesome

Steve: wait won't he die?

Clint: who cares

Steve: I CARE IF THERES A FREAKING DEAD MONKEY IN OUR FRIDGE WHERE WE STORE FOOD THAT WE EAT

Loki: take a chill pill

Steve: *downs chill pill bottle*

Loki: whoa calm it, it's just a figure of speech

Steve: blehblehblehbleh... RAINBOWS *passes out*

Thor: HOW DO I REACT

Becka: idk thor, idk

Loki: well okay I gotta go on this mission thingi now @ this crazy fire planet so cyaaaa luv u Sam

Sam: luv u 2 ᵔᴥᵔ

Loki: ᵔᴥᵔ

[loki has left]

[tony has slithered back in2 the room]

Tony: Bartholo- bleeeaaahhh *passes out*

Becka: oh okay

Nat: so r we just gonna leave the flea bag in the fridge or...

Steve: *jumps up* NO WAY *sprints 2 fridge* *puts on gas mask* *puts on safety gloves* *opens fridge* *empties contents* *puts contents in big bag* *slams fridge shut* *dumps bag in the middle of the room* SAM CAN U DO THE HONOURS

Sam: hell yes I can *chucks lighter on bag* *bag blows up*

Tony: *jumps up* *screams* BARTHOLOMEEEEEOOOWWW NEEEEWWWW *sobs hysterically*

Arya: *sighs* *pats tony's back* it's okay lil' Toneh

Steve: *breathes heavily* the deed is done

Thor: AHA PRETTY FIRE

Bruce: don't touch the fire thor

Thor: BUT ITS SO... PRETTY

Bruce: if u touch the fire, u will die. Therefore I advise u 2 not touch it

Thor: AW Q~Q

Clint: well I'm gonna go... watch catching fire infront of the tv while eating ice cream

Nat: uh, me 2

[clint and Nat have left]

Sam: guys wut r we gonna do

Becka: *le shrugs* I'm gonna go steal 1 of Tony's cars and probably crash it

Sam: count me in

Steve: BUT SAFETY

Sam: pfft, screw safety. Now c'mon while tony is in his breakdown mode

[sam and Becka have left]

Steve: BUT. SAFETY

Thor: I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE A POPTART 2 EAT RN

[thor has left]

Steve: GUYS?

Bruce: uh, science

[bruce has left]

Steve: GUYS?

Arya: uh, no sorry I'm... making a robot

Steve: TONY?

Tony: *still sobbing hysterically*

Arya: Tonys coming 2

[arya has left while dragging tony away]

Steve: ANY1?

[steve has left]