Warning: Rants ahead.
So yah. Thanks for clicking on this. This is about everything wrong with the PJO movies.
-They are supposed to be 12
-No Nancy Bobofit (I really, really, really, wanted to see the whole 'Percy pushed me' thing)
-Luke doesn't have the scar on his face
-ELECTRONICS
-No CHB shirts! (Come on! That's the main part of Camp Half-Blood)
-'Mist' is supposedly rare and hard to get
-Percy can't heal others with water
-Annabeth is blonde
-Annabeth has grey eyes
-Percy doesn't get claimed
-No beach house
-No Blackjack
-They don't swear like a demigod
-NO BLUE FOOD
-Chiron is a white centaur
-No Oracle or Prophesy (What the Hades man??)
-You don't eat flowers in the Lotus Casino
-This list shouldn't be this long
-No Crusty
-Riptide is NOT a click pen
-No 'Poker Player' Made by Sally. (Now THAT is what I need to see)
-Gods can't talk to their children
-Annabeth is loving Percy before Percabeth is a thing
-Annabeth has a freaking sword. (Why? WHHYYYYY??????)
-The battle with Luke and Percy is just weird
-Percy does not get poisoned
-Satyrs don't earn their horns
-That one mortal with Medusa
-No Chiran (I think that's his name.)
-Where are the Fates?
-Their is no Luke/Annabeth relationship (Not that I ship Lukabeth, its just that they were friends.)
-Does Percy even have ADHD and dyslexia in the movie?
-Why did Percy have a water trident???
-Is Dyonisis
-Where are the Iris Messages?
-Why did Poseidon walk in front of a mortal?
-No 'Supreme Lord of the Toilets'
-Why does Grover like the Aphrodite campers?
-Why are all the Aphrodite campers girls?
-The capture the flag was just dumb
-The fangirls are angry and will revolt
-Annabeth is weak in the movie
So those are my rants.
Comment here if you want me to add anything.
Yours in demigodishness and all that stuff, Peace out.
-A Daughter of Hecate
