The Secret Life of Joey Birlem

Good Morning

I woke up to my phone buzzing under my pillow and a stiffy in my boxers. The boner was an everyday thing so i ignored it, and the text was from Charles, saying "I'm coming over to steal your food again."
I smiled. Food was charlie's main excuse to come over to my house. I got up and wandered over to my bathroom and looked in the mirror at my hopeless hair and morning uglyness.
I rubbed my bare abs proudly gave my nipples a little pinch just for the fun of it and walked out of the bathroom to the closet for some decent clothes so i could shower.
Looking through my wide selection of skinny jeans and expensive shirts I rubbed my boner a couple times just cause i haven't masturbated in a couple weeks. I decided why the hell not and reached deep behind the pile of clothes to my secret bottle of lube i kept for lonely days, or if i ever got lucky. Still waiting on that.
I walked over to my window overseeing the driveway, where charles would arrive shortly. I tucked my fingers beneath my american eagle boxer briefs and slid them down to my knees, letting my 5.6 dick spring free. I know i know it's not 8 inches but what can i say i'm 15 and not everyone's above average. Sucks for me. I squeezed some lube onto my palm and a little more on the tip of my dick. It warm and slippery. I slowly started rubbing it on squeezing and jerking myself, thinking of hot guys like Jacob Sartorius and Thomas Kuc.
"Ah fuck..." I whispered to myself while cautiously keeping an eye out the window making sure nobody could come in while i'm naked. I started jerking faster and faster, rubbing and squeezing my tip around to get those extra moans out of me. I could feel my balls getting ready to shoot soon. Then a voice behind me said:
"I'd hate to intrude but..."
I jumped and spun around to see the intruder being charles, trying to suppress a smile while holding his phone pointed at me, most likely recording.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" I dove over to my bed, covering myself with my blanket. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" I shouted my face burning.
"In my defense I said i was coming over," Charles said laughing. "I didn't know you'd be doing a different kind of coming."
"GET OUT!"
Charles laughed and went back out into the hallway.
"And close the door."
*shut*
I ran my hands through my still messy hair and looked down at my shiny wet softy.
"Fuck fuck fuck." I whispered to myself and got up to pick up my underwear and dry my dick off. I never even got to cum. I don't think i'll be doing that any time soon after this traumatic experience. I went over to my closet and grabbed a pair of gym shorts, not wanting anything tight because i already felt like i was burning up.
"You can come back in now." I called annoyingly.
Immediately Charles opened the door, still laughing and said: "So that was fun."
"Dude where did you even come from?" I glared at him, my face red.
"I parked my car over there," he went to the window and pointed to his car, almost out of sight. "And I snuck over here tryna scare you. It worked but not the way i wanted."
"Why the fuck?"
"It would make good story content." He replied, smirking.
"For fucks sake Charlie don't ever do that again."
"Wanna see the video?" He giggled.
"NO."
"Here look."
I looked at his phone and showed him walking around my house through the back door, and then quietly up the stairs. Then I see my doorway, and a naked Joey jacking off on a stool. The frame froze for a sec, then showed charlie with a surprised face, covering his mouth to keep any laughs from escaping. Then another short freeze and the camera switched back to me, moaning to myself. Around 10 seconds of me masturbating later, i hear Charles' voice on the phone say "Is hate to intrude but..." and that's when i looked like i was having a seizure.
"Dude you better delete that."
"I know i know but it's pretty funny you gotta admit." He smiled at me.
"I would've laughed if it weren't me."
"Yea well if u want i can reenact it this time it's me jacking off." He grinned at me and i couldn't tell if he was being serious so i just said: "No go away."
He laughed. I could never tell what he really meant because he always made gay jokes but never did anything.
Nonetheless, i felt my dick stir at the idea of him jacking off.
Great. Boner in gym shorts. Great.
I tried changing the subject.
"So why are you here again? I remember you said food but i don't see you eating."
"Yeah well i saw something that made me lose my appetite."
"Please don't tell anyone about that."
"I'm just kidding you're a beautiful specimen." He laughed.
"Shut up."
"Well i'm gonna go eat some lucky charms, and you can go finish up with your business."
"What? No i'm done i'm not doing that after what just happened."
"I can see your boner right now."
I looked down. It was poking up around my leg, betraying my mad act. I pushed it down.
"Don't worry i've seen it all you don't need to hide."
"Shut up." I complained again.
"You need help getting rid of it?"
"What? No dude your ga-"
He cut me off my smashing his lips onto mine, surprising me but i quickly regained my senses. He pulled away and looked at me with his blue lusty eyes.
"No. No no no this ca-"
He silenced me again my shoving me down onto the bed and started sucking on my neck hitting my soft spots easily.
"Ah fuck.. dude. Stop." I struggled to get out between moans and grunts, but i made no effort to stop him. It felt amazing.
Charles started sucking my nipples, licking each one contently, making me moan louder and shudder under his lusty touch. He went on licking down my abs and then slid off my gym shorts and began licking and kissing my boxer covered dick, which was throbbing and twitching under the fabric.
"Fucking hell Charlie. Stop- fuck! Stop teasing." I moaned.
He smiled into my crotch and pulled my boxers down and off and started licking the precum off the tip of my dick, earning whimpers from me. Then he took it all down his throat, gagging. My pubes tickled his nostrils. He bobbed his head up and down and i started running my hands through his hair, like i see in porn. I began pushing and guiding his head onto my dick and he blew and sucked making hot noises and nearly sending me into a sexual coma.
"Charlie... I'm gonna cum soon."
He let my dick free for a second with a slurp and said, "Go for it Jojo."
He started licking and sucking the tip intensely and moments later i moan/squeaked and came into his mouth, sending 4 or 5 shots of white seed down his throat.
Exhausted, all my muscles went loose and i flopped back down onto my bed, looking at the ceiling. Then i felt him spread my legs and before i could say anything i felt his slippery tongue poking in and around my asshole. Thankfully i shaved it or else i would've been pretty embarrassed and grossed out. He continued licking and kissing my puckered pink hole and about a minute of pure glee for me i felt it stop. I whimpered at the sudden cold and loss of his tongue and saw him start taking his clothes. I stared all over him and locked my eyes on his crotch as he slid his Calvin Kleins off. His shaved dick sprung out, looking a total of around 6 inches.
"Your turn." he smirked.
I got up and then went down to my knees and began doing what he did earlier on me, kissing and licking his tip and then taking it all into my mouth. I tried taking it all down to his base but i only got about 4 inches in. I used my hands to play with the remaining shaft and his balls. He moaned deeply, making me laugh a little into his cock. I got up for breath and spat onto my hand and started rubbing my palm onto his tip, making his moan loud and his knees buckle.
"Alright alright time to take things up." he said and walked over to the stool i sat on and grabbed the lube bottle i left.
He started squirting it onto his dick and then went over and instructed me to lie on my back on the bed. I did as told and he knelt, put some lube on his fingers and started rubbing my hole, making me gasp involuntarily. He smirked and then said, "You like that? Watch this." Then he plunged his finger into my hole making me gasp again and wince at the same time.
"Ah fuck man! A little warning would've been nice."
"I gave you one." He laughed, his finger twisting around inside me.
"It was- ah fuck- very vague."
He added another finger and i began adjusting.
"Alright you ready?" He asked, squirting another
half a bottle onto his dick.
"As ready as i'll ever be." i said nervously.
He aligned his cock with my wet gaping asshole and slowly stuck it in, making me grunt.
"You good?" he asked.
"Yeah yeah just stuff me already." i said, not really fully understanding myself.
"Your wish is my command." And with that, he pushed the rest of the way in, getting a cry out of me. I gave him a wave of dismissal letting him know i was okay. I felt like i heard my phone go off but i was too in the moment to care. I squeezed the bedsheets, my knuckles white, but after a few thrusts the pain faded away letting the pleasure shine through.
"Fuckkk... right- AH- right there!"
He pounded my g spot making his balls slap around my cheeks, both of us moaning loud.
Eventually he started slowing down and his thrusts started turning sloppier.
"Joey... i'm almost there. Where do u want me t- *moan* to shoot?"
"Ah ah fuck! Ah." i tried thinking of what he was asking and not his dick turning my insides into a rainbow wonderland. "In me."
He forced a few last thrusts and then pumped his seed into me, moaning loudly. We collapsed next to each other.
"Fuck." he said.
"Couldn't of said it better myself." i sighed.
I looked up at my ceiling fan and felt the cum leak out of me. Then my moment ended abruptly when a familiar voice from my doorway said, "I'd hate to intrude but..."