Yer a Avocado, Joe

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April 7, 1989
Avocado Sheron was in the middle of making a new sculpture when she went into labor. Being a single mother, she did not have anyone to call for help. She ran to the nearest bed and laid down. She gave birth to a baby squirrel and named him Avocado Joe. Avocado Joe is from a family of Japanese squirrels, and that's why their family name is their first name.

Three Days Later
Avocado Sheron was a very eccentric lady and ran a sculpture business. She tried to support Avocado Joe by continuing her sculpture business. Her intricate sculptures were made out of used hummus containers. She ran out of hummus containers three days after Avocado Joe was born. Before leaving the house, she filled a small glove with beans. She placed the glove full of beans on her son to trick him into thinking she was by his side. Avocado Sheron went on a mission to find more containers to complete her sculpture. She started to break into houses around the neighborhood and searched for their hummus containers. One day whilst breaking into houses, Avocado Sheron vanished.

Being only three days old, Avocado Joe had to grow up quickly to find his mom who had been missing for two days. He tried to crawl out of bed, but he kept slipping on a strange circle of butter that his mother had placed around his bed. After numerous attempts, Avocado Joe slipped on the butter and hit his head. The impact from hitting his head caused Avocado Joe to pass out.

Avocado Joe's aunt, Stevie Von Bon, broke into his house while he was passed out. Stevie's mom was a French squirrel, meaning she was technically Avocado Joe's half aunt. When she saw that her nephew was passed out, Stevie began to yodel in attempts to wake Avocado Joe up. As he began to wake up, Avocado Joe began to make out the shape of his aunt.

Stevie Von Bon's yodeling was so strong that it started to vibrate the butter around the bed. The butter slowly started to shape itself into a large, floating ball. Avocado Joe thought he was hallucinating when he saw the ball of butter grow arms, legs, and a bushy tail. It was none other than his uncle, Ratticus Finch.

Avocado Joe had never met his aunt and uncle. He assumed this was completely normal behavior from them. His aunt and uncle ordered Avocado Joe to follow them.  him to follow them so he did. Stevie started a new yodel chant and Ratticus's legs became very muscular which made Avocado Joe blush. With this, they made their way out of the Avocado's house to look for AJ's mother.

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