With a diet coke in hand, Kurt looked blankly at the laptop in front of him. It was already nearly twelve and he still hadn’t started his essay for English. “I could leave if you want me to,” Blaine said with no excitement whatsoever, which was rare for him. He knew how much this grade meant to Kurt, and him dancing around in a tank to Katy Perry songs probably wasn’t helping. “No, you’re fine. I just need to get this done.” Blaine leapt up on the bed and crossed his legs next to Kurt. “What do have to write about?” Kurt’s eyes met Blaine’s eager face. “Well it’s a free write; it can be about anything as long as it’s appropriate.” He sat down his drink on the end table.
“How about you write about how we met?” He smiled sweetly and gazed into Kurt’s eyes. Kurt’s face reddened because Blaine had the most amazing eyes in the entire world, and it was impossible not to get lost in them. “Well my English teacher isn’t very fond of gay people, so I don’t think that’s the best idea.” Kurt frowned, playing with the bottom of his shirt. They had only been dating for a short while, and he wasn’t sure how to act alone with Blaine yet. He continued to look into Blaine’s eyes until he finally said, “So?”
Blaine’s gaze lowered to Kurt’s lips and slowly started moving towards him. Then, when their lips nearly touched, Blaine took the laptop from Kurt’s lap and said, “Here, let me start it.” He began to type and read aloud as he did. “The story of how I met my boyfriend by Kurt Elizabeth Hummel,” He smirked at Kurt and continued, “I was spying on the rival glee club called the warblers at a verysnooty and pretentious school called Dalton Academy,” Kurt lightly punched Blaine’s arm and then he started typing again, “I wasn’t the best spy, because I didn’t have cool gadgets or sunglasses, and I couldn’t do any flips, or climb up walls, or have a spy car, or-” “Continue please??”
“Anyway, so even though I would look totally adorable in all black, I hadn’t had the time that morning to do so. I had felt completely out of place with all the uniforms that were there and was completely lost when everyone practically ran me over going down a spiral staircase. I had felt completely lost until I saw a hobbit-ish looking boy who was smiling like an idiot and was super awesome and dapper-looking.” Kurt gave a light chuckle and urged Blaine to continue.
“The over exhilarant boy explained that it was the warblers that were about to give a performance. Then, trying to make a move on the impossibly handsome mwa, He showed me a shortcut and grabbed my wrist to take me through it, which was superbly obvious and he really should have gotten my number right then and there, but he didn’t, and he took me to the room where they were performing. It was then when I realized that Mr. Dapper himself was the lead singer.” “Mr. dapper? Really?” “What? That’s my superhero name.” “Are you sure it’s not Increda-blyaddictedtohairgel?”
“Positive. Anyways, they sang teenage dream by Katy Perry. They were absolutely breath-taking, and my heart melted. Soon enough, Blaine had me under his spell and tricked me into switching schools for him, and his master plan had been fulfilled. THE END.” “You wish. Delete the last sentence.” “Okay, fine. Then Blaine and I bought a Unicorn and we rode off into the sunset and had a happily ever after. Happy now?” “Yes.” “Oh and one more thing. P.S. The Unicorn riding was totally awesome. THE END.” “Starkid reference?” “Starkid Reference.” They both smiled and then Blaine kissed Kurt and began their happily ever after.
