Dan Howell #1

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I slowly started to put my finger down. The action was almost unnoticed until;

"YOU GOT ARRESTED?" 

"NO! Actually, I didn't technically get 'arrested'. I was at the park by my house with a big group of friends, when two of them starting fighting really hardcore; like smashing each other to the cement- hardcore. I was getting ready to grab my friend and leave because there was adults who begun to pick up their phones, most likely calling police to break up the fight. I heard the sirens and hauled ass through the forest because jail time? No thank you. 

I realized my friend wasn't behind me so I went back for her thinking that the cops had left. They hadn't. They had caught up with about three of us and they were all being talked to by a police officer. Being the loyal bitch I am, I yelled some harsh words so that they would start to chase me while my friends ran. I ended up finding a good hiding spot after about two miles of running- they had a car which wasn't fair. I outran them and went home after everyone said they owed me, which they did, big time." I spoke while picking my finger back up to it's original position. 

Tyler sat next to me not moving an inch, while his mouth was about 2 inches away from the floor. He finally recomposed himself after about 30 seconds of him opening and closing his mouth until he finally spoke: "Potato-patato put your fucking finger down," he said while slapping my hand.

If you hadn't already guessed it, I'm playing Never Have I Ever with Tyer Oakley for a collab. And if you did guess, well, gold star to you.

 And if you did guess, well, gold star to you

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"Okay, next question," he smiled while looking through his phone. "Never have I ever read a smut fanfiction about a YouTuber I am/was familiar with." My smile dropped and I felt my face get red. Oh fuck.

He laughed then looked up to meet my eyes. "Okay, I know I definatly have but-" His smile dropped when he saw that my cheeks were burned, and his face turned into one that held shock. "Oh- Oh my God... You've read a smut fic before, haven't you! Oh my God!" He said before he burst out into laughter. 

"Okay, okay, calm down you hyperactive leprechaun. I had to read it because I was on a reading spree and I read every single thing that was on my reccommended list that day." I stated while crossing my arms over my chest and smilling. "Tell me."

My eyes widended, did he mean tell who it was about? Ha, no way!

"Not happening, pal." He looked slightly dissappointed but instantly smirked and I knew he was up to something. He picked up his half-drunken water bottle from the side of his bed and told me, "If I make this, on the cap, you have to tell me who it was about. Deal?" He stuck out his hand. 

There was no way he could do it. I've seen him tryt he regular bottle flip challenge before and let's just say, he had to buy me a new window. I smirked, "Deal." I said shaking his hand.

He began doing these weird stretch movement that had me doubled over in laughter. I heard it flip but I couldn't stop laughing. He lost,  I told myself, I heard it drop, there's no way I would have to tell him now. 

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