lil pump x icarly fanficton:
lil pumps POV:
ESKETITTT i scream. i'm at a party w all these bitches. shaking there ass, and doing some wild shit. it's so fun, but not right for me. icarly is. actually carly shay. i watch her broadcast w sam all the time ( if carly don't wanna fuck sam hmu ) she's so perfect. but i know she'll never date me. she wants pussy boy freddy benson. fuck him man never get any pussy.
carlys POV:
5,4,3,2 freddy says as sam and i start to broadcast. he's so cute. i wish he would date me but his mom would never let us. after the broadcast sam starts playing i
some weird ass music from someone called lil pump. all he is saying is " lil pump o lil pump ya lil pump o lil pump ya " it's kind of annoying and he's really ugly but same thinks he's hot.
lil pumps POV:
after the party i go home. i watch sam and carly's broadcast. (was gonna put some weird ass thing about him getting a boner but im keeping this pg) then i go on twitter checking sams page (she follows me that's the reason i found out about carly) and then i checked carly's and i was devastated " sam keeps playing some trash and this man only sings lil pump o lil pump ya". WHAT THE FUCK CARLY I WORKED HARD ON THAT SHIT MAN!!! THIS IS SO MESSED UP SO I HAD TO DO IT. I TWEETED HER lilpump: @icarly im trynna fuck
carlys POV:
IM SO DISGUSTED!! LIL PUMP TWEETED AT ME !! SAM IS SO MAD HE DIDNT TWEET HER!! HE WANTS TO FUCK ME THATS DISGUSTING IM 15 YEARS OLD WTF MAN. sam has her butter sock and she's hitting freddy with it. sam started playing a different song now all he's saying is " ELEMENTARY ELEMENTARY ELEMENTARY " he's really stupid but in the song it said he was 16 years old. one year older than me. and he has tattoos, does drugs, and is around older naked woman so disgusting. i think that's why sam likes him. one of her " kinks " (I CANNT BREATHE WHY DID I ACTUALLY WRITE THAT OK KEEL GOING) sam keeps tweeting him "daddy" and it's really alarming.
lil pumps POV:
as i wake up this morning all i can think about is carly. so i make a cake for her bc in trynna fuck ESKETITT. it's a beautiful picture of her and posted it on instagram. AND THEN I GET A DM FROM CARLY !!!
carly's POV:
i'm about to dm lil pump. he's so disgusting this needs to stop. i dm him this : hey pls stop posting pictures of me it's very unnecessary if you don't stop i'll get my brother and the authorities involved as this is social harassment thank you goodbye. i get a response:
lil pump: IM JUST TRYNNA FUCK ESKETITT
me/carly: please stop
lil pump: once we fuck bitch
me: don't call me that
lil pump: i'm better than freddy
me: prove it
AND HE SHOWED ME A VID OF HIM SINGING AND I ACTUALLY LISTENED IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
lil pumps POV:
carly: AYYE YOU TRYNNA FUCK ESKETIT
OH AND WE DID
ESKETITTTTT
SAMS PRETTY HOT ID FUCK
AND THATS WHAT I DID
NOT W CARLY THO
BUT I STILL FUCKED BOTH OF THEM
ESKETITTTTTTT
