Once upon a time there was a little spoilt twit who went by the name of Molly. One time she caught her poor puppy pippy and put her in a saucepan. She watched as the little soul was slowly mashed together with a little salt n pepper. As cruel as she was she then grasped her tiny kitty cat who went by the name of puss and stewed her together with pippy.
What was wrong with this child? Was she human. I think not. A deathly grin formed on her evil face and she stirred her pets around the Saucepan. Then the door suddenly flew open. And a tall figure stood with the wind blowing through the strands of his beard. Molly turned and screamed with delight. "Oh my rhubarb pie."
'My love it's been so long. Never again shall I want to spend more than one minute away from you.' she fell in his arms as he kissed her on the cheek. She looked up into his tear filled eyes and smiled once more.
"Molly I love you and I also love what you did to our pets," he said as he sipped the stew from a strawberry jam jar.
The end
