the marauders chat fic that nobody wanted

welcome to the chat

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i'm-siriusly-sirius added I_LOVE_EVANS<3 , SirPettygrew and mr.moony to the chat

i'm-siriusly-sirius: BIG BIG NEWS,,,

i'm-siriusly-sirius: MOONY GOT A PHONE??!!,!

i'm-siriusly-sirius renamed the chat to HOLY SHIT MOONY!!!

mr.moony: wth sirius.

i'm-siriusly-sirius: HOLY

SirPettygrew: Really?! Congrats, Moony! What model is it? :D

i'm-siriusly-sirius: SHIT AAA

mr.moony: bloody hell sirius shut up for one second

mr.moony: iPhone 7

i'm-siriusly-sirius: .

SirPettygrew: Wow!! Did you buy it with your own money? :0

i'm-siriusly-sirius: has it been a second yet

mr.moony: no

mr.moony: yes

mr.moony: damn it

mr.moony: yes, wormtail

mr.moony: no padfoot

I_LOVE_EVANS<3: BLOODY HELL I GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER aAND GOT LIKE AT LEAST 20 NOTIFS FROM THIS CHAT SHUT UPPPPpP pls

mr.moony: oh no

SirPettygrew: Oh no.

i'm-siriusly-sirius: REMMY GOT A  P H O N E ,  PRONGS!!! 🐶📲

I_LOVE_EVANS<3: yeah i know

I_LOVE_EVANS<3: i went w/him all the way to walmart to get the damn thing

I_LOVE_EVANS<3: he chose jet black bc it reminded him of

mr.moony: anywayyyyy... >:)

mr.moony: why is peter's last name spelled like 'pettygrew'

SirPettygrew: O-oh! It's a pun on my name that James came up with. >o<

SirPettygrew: I didn't like the name for a while but then it stuck with me! c:

i'm-siriusly-sirius: moony should be questioning the ""sir"" part of p's name

i'm-siriusly-sirius: like

I_LOVE_EVANS<3: LMAOOO GOOD ONE

i'm-siriusly-sirius: hehe

SirPettygrew: Sirius... :T

mr.moony: well prongs ur the same guy w/the username as

mr.moony: """""i love evans""""

I_LOVE_EVANS<3: OMG MOONY 

I_LOVE_EVANS<3: I KNOW  U DON'T LOVE HER DON'T LIE. BACK OFF

I_LOVE_EVANS<3 : BESIDES U LIKE

mr.moony:

mr.moony:

i'm-siriusly-sirius renamed the chat from HOLY SHIT MOONY!!! to HOLY SHIT MOONY CAN ROAST!!!

mr.moony: i'm not dumb, padfoot. i know how the internet works.

I_LOVE_EVANS<3 has left the chat

i'm-siriusly-sirius: lmfao poor prongssss

i'm-siriusly-sirius: death by angery doggo

SirPettygrew: *sigh* .-.

mr.moony: i feel the same way wormtail

mr.moony: padfoot add prongs back to the chat

mr.moony: padfoot

mr.moony: padfoot

mr.moony: sirius bloody orion black

mr.moony: summoning u/i'm-siriusly-sirius

i'm-siriusly-sirius: what

i'm-siriusly-sirius: oh ok

mr.moony is now a mod

mr.moony: ...you couldn't have just added him back yourself?

i'm-siriusly-sirius: this is for just-in-case reasons in the future

i'm-siriusly-sirius: besides i'd trust you with anything moony

mr.moony: oh i. ok.

mr.moony added I_LOVE_EVANS<3  to HOLY SHIT MOONY CAN ROAST!!!

mr.moony renamed the chat from HOLY SHIT MOONY CAN ROAST!!! to let's celebrate but with less caps

I_LOVE_EVANS<3: why tf am i back in this hellhole

SirPettygrew: ...You should be asking about what you missed out on. ;p

mr. moony: PETER!

i'm-siriusly-sirius: wait what did he miss out on

I_LOVE_EVANS<3: wait what did i miss out on

I_LOVE_EVANS<3: oh shit don't tell me

I_LOVE_EVANS<3: @SirPettygrew pm me!! quick

mr.moony: oh

mr.moony: no

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next time on the marauders chat fic that nobody wanted:

mr.moony: alright that's it i'm disowning all of you

i'm-siriusly-sirius: i've already been disowned smh