A/N: sorry I did not post yesterday.. I was too lazy lol
So enjoy these conversations that I have heard. (Warning:Very Weird)
*Inside the Classroom*
"DAMN YOU LIL CHILD"
"YOU'LL BE BEK"
"What if it's okay to jump off the window?" - TheAmazingPotterhead
"GET BAK HERE U LIL"
"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" *loud cry yell*
"Well if you wanted honesty that's all you had to say"
"Awkward Silence.."
um excuse me what is silence?
"I'm lonely"
"Stop, breathe and repeat"
"PHILIP IS NOT INNOCENT"
"Which Phillip?"
"BOTH."
"Can i can I can I can I see"
"If you vote for me, I will be less noisy"
"Please vote for me, I already told my mom I won."
"If I saw you cheating, throw paper to the trash can"
"WHO CARES IF YOU DONT HAVE SELF ESTEEM IF YOU HAVE STUPIDITY"
"I walked around a tree 125 times!"
"MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL"
"NANANANA ELMO'S WORLD"
"My therapist goes to therapy."
"I love you, you hate me please don't kill Barney"
"Too late."
"I HATE YOU"
"(You love me!)"
"I'm to dumber for this world"
There were definitely more conversations but I was to lazy to continue so..
*Inside the Bus*
"I need to pee"
"He died again"
"What did he she did?"
"Ur mum"
"Even if you stick a knife in her head, she'll still live"
"I love a Toyota"
"Guys girls guys girls"
"IM NOT A SATELLITE!"
"So eat vegetables if you don't want to die!"
"I don't like you humans."
"OMG THAT'S SO BIG"
"I left the murder school untouched:}"
#Ad kookie_memes_
"NO I DONT WANT A HAIR WITH POTTER"
"You bein a nanannanananaanna"
"Rowley Jefferson's Bae"
"I know a teacher that's named Mr. Shoe."
"GOOD MORNING BOBBY"
"Despacito quiero wspeifiabcomo syemdpa DESPACITO"
"My mommy said that I can have a dog when I am rich and have a big house"
"Bigfoot Banana"
"Your water bottle is amazing" *proceeds to get r2d2* *HISSS*
"My name's Nino"
"WAAA"
"nonos"
"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS"
"my frieendddd"
"Maybe looks like a bacon face?"
"BE QUIET" *everyone says in unison*
"My baby says chin chin"
"BABIES AGAIN??"
"I'm a baby"
"My mom calls me baby"
"I'm gonna make your face pretty;)"
"Copy your face"
"Youuu are taking soooo looonggg San Franciscooooo"
only few people understand.. |-/
"Smoke weed everyday"
"I don't have a head"
"Best pen ever."
"SPEAK!"
"No no no no NO NO NEIN NO"
"Hand me the hand glasses"
"Let me wear my resting sad face"
"U SILLY CHICKEN HEAD!"
"oh my gosh-- he's touching his inside-butt!!"
"Lulululululul"
"Whenever I yawn, I sound like an old man giving birth."
"I can't even scrub my own uncle!"
Okay I guess we can end it here...
Wow 450+ words! Longer than last time..
Tbh I hear too much weird stuff around me;-; I hope you enjoyed it though!
Creds to: TheAmazingPotterhead who helped me stalked people and kookie_memes_ who burped when I wrote this on my pad:>>
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РазноеI'll update on this book more often since it's more ... weird? Well here's a book of me stalking people and hearing their private conversations :D 😂 ^cover by: @theamazingpotterhead^ (There is also a version of this made in Tap! Check it out^ : Lvh...
