6:00 AM - Morning with #ERLICIA
Whack.
Whack.
Whack.
"ERICA CAN YOU STOP AND LET ME SLEEP FOR FIVE MORE FUCKING MINUTES?", Felicia yelled, throwing the covers over her head so her wife could get the message on how childish she was being.
"But babehhh-"
"Don't BABEHHH me!??? I'm not even supposed to be up?? I'm the housewife remember??", Felicia yelled. After getting married, they both decided that one would work and the other would stay home since they were adopting a child and were already financially stable, maybe too stable. Felicia Ling Ling was a med major just graduating for her doctorate when she met Erica Abe Shin, a surgeon from Texas. It took months till Felicia finally considered going on a date with Erica, and life was never the same. Literally.
"I'm sorry but... you didn't make us lunch yet...", Erica replied, smiling softly and her cranky wife. "Is someone on their month? Huh? Huh? Huh????" She started poking Felicia for a bit until she jabbed her ribs since she was not getting the attention she needed.
"ERICA WHAT THE HELL-"
"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE INLOVE WITH ME? oR I DON'T KNOW ACT LIKE IT? ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU GETTING IT WITH OUR NEIGHBOR EMILY??-"
Just before Erica could snap even more, Felicia pulled her poor wife down onto their bed and cuddled her tightly, running her fingers through the woman's groomed hair. "I'm sorry Eric. I am on my period and... jesus I would never cheat on you.. I love you too much okay?". Just before the two could get it on, Malerie, Felicia's sister, barges in.
"Hey uh... Vernon and I ran out of towels and I was wondering-- WOOOOOO YES GET THAT BU$$Y FELFEL!!", she yelled, swinging the pillow sheet around her head, turning both of the wives red.
"JESUS MAL WILL YOU SHUT UP!?", they both exclaimed. "Why do you always barge in like this??"
"Look, it's not my fault that scissoring is hard wink wink-- Angel is getting a ride with Seok so... you can get to school late Erica.. if you.. know what I mean." Malerie winked at the couple, whistling softly while closing the door, leaving them both speechless.
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6:30 AM - Morning with #VERNERLIE + ANGEL
"Hey Auntie, you told my parents I'm going with Seok today right??". Angel slid onto the bar chair, hurriedly eating a piece of toast that Vernon made for them. "I mean I told her last night and stuff but you know how momica gets when she watches her dramas??"
"Yes I told them don't worry... they're both distracted by something anyways..", Malerie says, winking at her husband who obviously got the picture, choking on his toast.
"Uh... uncle... you okay there??", Angel replied. "Auntie, if your husband dies just know that it's because you couldn't keep your NASTY mouth shut."
Malerie laughed, handing her husband a glass of water. "So you and Seokmin... you two a thing or is the poor kid getting friendzoned?"
"Ehh Aunt?? Seok and I will always remain friends... plus he's been eyeing that Soojung girl for awhile now so don't even think about getting in between them for us.. or making ships about us.. OR WRITING FANFICS ON WATTPAD..", she exclaimed. She never thought of Seokmin like that but as a brother. Even thinking about it made her feel uncomfortable.
Just before she could fully explain herself, Lee Seokmin, the king himself, shows up at the house. "Hi uh.. the door was opened so I thought it would be okay but I mean that's probably creepy huh I'm sorry do you want me to knock you know what let's pretend none of this happened--"
"No it's okay Seokmin, we did it intentionally so you could get this booger out quicker aha! Did you eat breakfast because if not we can make some for you?". Before Malerie could pull out a chair, Angel grabs his wrist and drags him out the door yelling, "BYE AUNT, LOVE YOU MUAH MUAH!!"
Malerie frowns for a bit causing Vernon to wrap his arms around her shoulders. "Don't worry, Seokgel will eventually happen. She'll learn." He softly pecked her forehead, bringing her back into the kitchen.
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6:30 AM - Morning with #VERNERLIE + ANGEL (Angel POV)
"So you and Seokmin... you two a thing or is the poor kid getting friendzoned?", Auntie asked, looking at me suspiciously.
I never even thought of Seok that way, not even looked at him that way. Yeah he was sweet, smart, strong, funny... ahh get out of it Angel he's just a friend. He's more than a friend, he's family. He always talked about a girl he liked and it would never be me, he's too good for me. Is it because we're too close?? Because we've been friends for so long?? Is he not with Soojung??
"Ehh Aunt?? Seok and I will always remain friends... plus he's been eyeing that Soojung girl for awhile now so don't even think about getting in between them.. or making ships.. OR WRITING FANFICS ON WATTPAD..", I exclaimed. My aunt did this with Joshua and look how that ended up. I tried to explain more to auntie but speak of the devil, the man himself came.
"Hi uh.. the door was opened so I thought it would be okay but I mean that's probably creepy huh I'm sorry do you want me to knock you know what let's pretend none of this happened--" Oh no he's getting nervous again.. jesus why is so nervous around us.. is it because my house is crowded 24/7 or smth.. ddiehide gotta save my boy, especially from those scary questions auntie asked
"BYE AUNT, LOVE YOU MUAH MUAH!!". I zip out of the house with Seok's hand in mine, rushing to his car before my crazy aunt could catch up to us. I look up just to see the poor guy's head down., probably embarrassed for what happened at home. "Seokmin, don't be so nervous around us okay? We all like you very much, silly goose!", I replied, laughing and messing up his hair for a bit.
"Yeah sorry, I just didn't want to feel like some CREEP barging in okay?? I promise to be.. cooler than I already am... AHAHHA AHA!". He laughed, opening the car door for me.
He's such an idiot sometimes... Jesus, why is he so caring to me. I need to protect him at all cost because he's family...right? He's my brother and that's that angel.. no feelings.. He deserves better than me, way better than me.
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Humorangel lingling, incoming junior at shin eri high school. her only friends are joshua, her ex, jeonghan, this dude who comes for food, and seokmin, her best friend since middle school. oh i forgot to introduce myself, hi i'm lee seokmin and i've had...