Once upon a time there was a dude how was called (put funny name here). (Put funny name here) was quite popular with the ladies, if you know what I mean *wink wink*. I mean he got laid. He got laid so much that if he got paid for every time he got laid he would be able to move out of his cardboard box. I don't know if you noticed this, but cardboard boxes are quite small, and it's hard to get paid in that small area. So he started a business out of his cardboard box where he would get paid a certain amount of cashes to get laid. He thought that this was a really good idea and would make him a lot of money. He got paid so many cashes that he started renting an apartment. Unfortunately, he couldn't read.
One time, a person was walking past and he gave them a flyer and said tell your friends as he usually does when a person walks past. But there was something that (put funny name here) didn't realise. This person he gave it to was the first person with an IQ over 20. This person knew that selling yourself to have sex for money was illegal. The person who was walking past, named (put another funny name here), called the police.
The police came to (put funny name here)'s house and arrested him. They told him that he was going to court and until then he would have to be under constant surveillance. The court hearing was in 2 days, on Friday. And all (put funny name here)wanted to do was get paid to get laid.
"But Mr Judge Bro", (put funny name here) said, "I was gonna get laid anyway. I mean, I'm a very attractive male being and I like reproductive. This way, I would be getting paid for it, since I much prefer getting laid to working".
"I also prefer getting laid, as sex is cool. And I also prefer it to work, as work is shit", said Mr Judge Bro (real name), "But I gotta make a decision that Ames it look like I'm a good person and I know what the laws are so I don't get fired. Therefore I shall put you in jail".
Now, (put funny name here) found this ruling absolutely ridiculous. So he got up and killed the judge. For some reason, this was also considered illegal, and (put funny name here) was quickly placed in a cell. He had to see a judge again tomorrow to determine how long he had to go to jail for.
That night, he was sitting in his cell, jerking off to naked women in his imagination, when the new judge walked up to his cell.
"You know, you an idiot little slut bitch" the judge said.
"You're the slut bitch you piece of shit kill yourself" said (put funny name here).
"Now that was completely uncalled for" said judgedy wudgedy.
"Have sex with me" said (put funny name here).
"Gladly" said judgeio.
"Under one circumstance", said (put funny name here), "you have to not send me to jail tomorrow".
New judge agreed and they had sex. The best part was, the new judge is a boy...
The next day, (put funny name here) was home free. Unfortunately, everyone else was suspicious, wondering why he got let off the hook for prostitution and murder. (Put funny name here) was outraged, so he built his own water tank that would give him enough water to survive the rest of his life, then poisoned the main water supply. Everyone else died. He didn't. He never wore clothes again.
