Global Warming is Trash

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One day Mr. Assfuck of President Trump walked to Lincoln Meme-orial and started shit all over. Ass was covered in pubes, which isn't technically possible but
Then Lil Pump looked out of his D.C. hotel room, high on lean, and was like "yoyoyo this needa be a song on m'new album called Lil Pump Shits On the World (A.K.A. Abraham Lincoln)."
Instead, the Donald shit immediately turned the world green.
Everyone got AIDS.
Yeah.

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