The obsidian comb

Have you heard the tale of the fair princess with lips as red as blood and hair as black as coal? Well unlike many other people who may automatically brand the tale as a lie or myth, I will be the first to say that it was an event that actually did happen...

but in another era...

in a galaxy, far, far away...

where dwarfs did not exist..

And all members of the royal family had endure a series of trials to prove their worth to their subjects...

So basically what happened was totally different.

So what do you think? Should I continue? Comment :)