Bobby Shafto
Went to see
Queens Of The Stone Age
Without Me.
With your silver buckles
On your knees -
The Navy's answer to
Dita Von Teese?
And you think it highly likely
That you're gonna marry Kylie
When you next come
Home from sea.
Please.
You are no longer
My Facebook Friend
Bobby down a mineshaft go
Bobby Thunderbirds are go
Bobby HomeAlone on your mobile phone?
You poncy little princess
But I digress.
Have I mentioned
You're no longer my Facebook Friend?
Bobby.
Dobby.
Shafto.
