shit i dont understand

lmao @ this

i had

a

fucking meal the other day

(wow what news)

and because i went out

I was a thirsty bitch

(saying that like im not already a thirsty bitch)

and had to walk there

and so i weNt

AND aSKED FOR ICED TEA

because yo baby girl like

sum fresh nestea

for hydrating that smol bod

so i ask for this fukkin iced tea

and she was like

"do you want me to pour it in a cup for you fam so it's more convinient"

i didnt really care honestly lmao

so i said yes

why

the world

will never fucking know

and so

she goes

"do you want ice"

i was like

ICEICEBABY

so i asked for ice

and she said

"do you want your ice frozen"

i was like

wait what the fuck

so like i fucking gave up and was like "acc no ice plz thank"

so she gives me this shit

in a caN

and your bbg WAS ALREADY ABOUT TO CUT SOMEONE

BUT NO

IT GETS WORSE

IT WAS

MOTHER

FUCKING

ROOM TEMPERATURE

lmao @ myself im such a petty bitch

like it doesnt get more petty than this girl right here

lesson of the day:

give me room temperature soft drinks and

i will

fucking

murder

kk thank xoxox bye

-felicia
-yes thats my name
-stop making fun of me D;