The Sponge Cheez Fic

How Ryan Ross possesed SpongeBob.

It was a hot sunny summer day...

Ryan was already hungry. Last time he ate Cheez Whiz was 5 minutes ago, so he couldn't take it anymore.

Right as he was watching an episode of SpongeBob where he goes "I don't need it. I definitely don't need it... I NEED IT", something really smart popped in Ryan's head.

What if he could possess SpongeBob, so that he could live in the episode just so he could get more Cheez Whiz?!

Ryan thought about it for a minute and realized that it's a really great idea.

So that's what he did. Ryan possessed SpongeBob.

It took him like 2 minutes, because of the Cheez Whiz cravings.

Anywho, after 2 minutes of trying to possess SpongeBob, Ryan succeeded.

Now, he only had to find the huge jar of Cheez Whiz to start downing it down his troat.

If only he had some type of map to know where the jar is...

After 50 more seconds of thinking Ryan realized that he's been hungry for too long. He needed 
the Cheez Whiz.

As he was about to start to panic(! At the disco), he remembered seeing a map in Brendon's mouth.

So he quickly headed to Breadbin Urine's house.

Ryan found Beebo in the bathroom swirling a spoon around an over-large bowl.

Ryan said loudly "Hey Bren, what the fuck. You told me we weren't gonna do this today!"

Brendon was a little shocked by the loudness, but soon found out that it was his and only his Cheez Whiz boi Ryro.

Brendon immediately answered back "Hey, baby. I know, I was just preparing this for tommorow. What are You doing here anyways?"

Ryan said "Remember the map You always kept in your mouth? Is it still where I remember it being?"

Bren was a little confused by the weird question, but still managed to answer in his beautifully sweet voice

"Yes, sweety, it's still there, but what do You need it for?"

Ryan was a little nervous about telling Brendon, but he knew that his boyfriend wouldn't judge.

"Uhm... I- I haven't eaten Cheez Whiz for literally like 10 minutes and I feel like I'm 'bout to die. So I thought maybe I could find the huge jar of Cheez Whiz? I mean, I can give some to You!" Ryan nervously said.

Beebo replied

"Oh honey, of course I'm gonna help You, but first You have to promise me one thing. You will not ask how much Cheez Whiz is left in the bag tommorow!"

Ryan was sh00k. He knew he shouldn't ask it, but Bren would never ask for that. Even tho, if it meant for Ryan to satisfy his Cheez Whiz cravings, he'd do anything.

So Ryan nodded.

Brendon opened his mouth so Ryan could fit his fist and get the map.

Ryan pulled out the map, opened it  and got extremely happy.

The map said that the jar was literally 2 feet away from Breadbin's house.

Ryan kissed Bren on the lips and quickly ran out the door.

Once he came out of the house he lost his breath.

The biggest jar of Cheez Whiz You'd ever see was there, right in front of Ryan.

Couple happy tears escaped Ryan's eyes.

He ran quickly to the jar and tried to open the lid.

That's right, he tried.

After failing, some sad tears were falling from his cheeks, but not for long, because Breadbin saw his boyfriend failing, so he came to help.

Beebo was a lot stronger than Ryan, so he only had to twist the lid with his pinkies.

When the lid fell off, Ryan jumped into the jar and swam into the Cheez Whiz.

He had never been this damn happy.

The poor boy finally satisfied his needs.

He was genuinely happy for once...

A/n

Hey! I hope You enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.

If You don't understand something or it confuses You, just ask me. I'll explain everything.

It turned out pretty damn long. I wasn't even expecting my fantasy to go this wild.

By the way, as always, the idea is taken by CrankThatFrank's video "reacting to emo bands on crack 27!"

Please check my dad's channel out if You haven't already.

If You did like this, please vote, comment and yeah... Please don't hate me for having this weird fantasy.

I also discovered that writing is actually fun, so if anyone would ever (prolly not...) want a sequel to this, just comment.

As always, love y'all,

Love,

-Ari.