He watched the sea lap at the edges of the dock, staring intently for absolutely no reason whatsoever. He also imagined a whole bunch of other bog words floating through his head. You know just staring was quite nice,the town rarely had things to look at. Especially water. Another thing caught his eye, a tongue of flame. Turns out it was just another Hobo on fire. He leapt up from his haunches wondering if he should go back to Mothers store. She'll beat the crap out of him, eh that was okay. The crude cobble path was dumb, it was the worst place to walk on. Bandits usually jumped you and took your money. He decided to get a gift for his mom so she wouldn't beat him. What did they need? An AirFreshner! So he began down the crude cobble path, happy and jolly as he could be until. "Oh F$&@&&&$&&!" He yelled wildly. He fell down hard."Holy F$&@ Sh$&@" he held his knee. Holy crap! He just tripped! And on a crude cobble path! "Awwww B$&@" he cursed some more. Dang that really hurt. It hurt like Hell! Suddenly a midget dwarf came and stole his money. "Come back here you little F$&@" he yelled. This was a bad day. He once more got up and headed to the store. At least he had a credit donkey. He finally got an AirFreshner. He jumped with joy and happiness. Now he just had to walk back home. Again he went down the beaten path. He saw the stone he fell over. Damn, that thing was huge! Pfft that's what Morlocks said. He whispered to himself. He picked up the glistening piece of rock and smiled. A blade stuck him in the back. "Ha b$&@ that's my gem now" the little dwarf said and ran off. Then he died. Then wolves came over and are his organs then another thief stole the AirFreshner.
Thanks for reading and thanks for HL for making such a interesting story I could make fun of Bye!
