WARNING: THIS STORY TEM CHAPTER CONTAINS INTENTIONAL HORRIBLE GRAMMAR AND WAS MADE FOR FUN. NO OFFENSE INTENDED
ONcE upon a tem ther wuz a neon pink potato named ruffles. He had a frien named Marquis, a gren wolf kat hybrid thing. Marquis was very shoi.And was very sensieive and hid in a closet all the time -(wink wink nudge nudge). Ruffles was kidnapped one day by an evil dung beetle named fred.
Marquis was sad. His fren was missig. And marquis needed someone to protec him from the bullies who are grumpheads. Marquis tracked the dung beetle to the most cliche house he had every seen. "GOd dammit not anothe cliche adenture we will win anyway but hae some plot twist". Marquis sighed. SUDENLRY FRED TACKLED MARQUIS OVER A HOTDOG, TRIPPING HIM INTO A PILE OF FLY TAPE?!!!! "OH nO PloT TwisT am AllerGic to TApe my only weaknesssssss" screeched marquis. SUDERNLY RUFFLES JUMPS OUT OF A NEARBY BUSH, TRIPPING OVER THE HOTDOG, AND INPALING FRED WITH AN INTENSE GLARE?!?!?!??! Suddenly marquis was freed and he began a wounderful speech of gayness "Ruffels-chan, will you be mai waifu????" marquis exclaimed. Ruffels said "WUT U GAY"
THE END
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STORY TEM W/ LIME,CHIPS,AND TJ
RandomOur first horrible trash story of random shiz -Lime This is just something we did to appease our imaginations - Chips Life and existence of the living memes-Tj ENJOY
