6:30- Mikko wakes up.
6:33- Mikko gets dressed for school.
6:37- Mikko goes to the bathroom to brush her
teeth and fix her hair.
6:40- Mikko looks down at the sink......
A cockroach emerges from the sink in search of a new adventure.
Mikko: ...
Roach: ...
Mikko: ...
Roach: Scurries across the sink.
Mikko: AHHHHHHHHHH
Mikko bangs against the wall, causing her older brother to wake up. The roach crawls out of the sink to explore this uncharted territory.
Mikko had the courage to quickly grab the freakin' soap dispenser and throw it as hard as she could on her target.
"BAAANNG"
Mikko catches her breath. She has succeeded in her assassination.
Mikko yells with victory, "THE DEMON IS DEAD!! YOU AND YOUR KIND SHALL PERISH IN THE DEPTHS OF SATANS KINGDOM!!!! YOU ARE GONE!!!"
Triggered, her brother barges the bathroom door opens and screams,
"MIKKO!!!! IT IS 6:43 IN THE MORING!!! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!??!?? SHUT UP!!!"
They both remain silent and stare at each other.
The roach arises from the sink and expands his 5 foot long creepy wings and flies to the face of Mikko's brother.
Mikko is frozen in fear.
Her brother has the roach on his face.
Silence.
"MOTHER OF-!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHH LEO!!! HOLD ON!!! I-I'M GETTING A TOWEL!!"
Mikko smacks the towel on Leo's faces. The roach falls onto the ground.
Everything is in slow motion.
Leo starts stomping furiously on the the poor roach that had a family.
Only Time by Enya plays in the background.
Who can say where the road goes
Where the day flows, ...ONLY TIME..
The two of them finally catch their breath and observe the roach.
The leg twitches and Leo stomps on it again.
Their mother bangs her fist on the wall which caused the both of them to flinch.
Mother yells, "LEO!!! MIKKO!! IT IS SATURDAY!!!! GO BACK TO BED BEFORE I SLAP BOTH OF YOU TO THE MOON!! I HAVE WORK TODAY!!!"
Leo: But..M-mom, there was a roach and it flew at my fa-
Mom: I DON'T CARE IF IT FLEW UP YOUR A**!!!!
Mikko: MOM!!!!
Leo: MOTHER!!!
Mom: SHUT UP!!!!!!(She enters back in her room and slams the door shut)
Both of the children are standing still, bewildered.
Leo: Goodnight Mikko
Mikko: G-goodnight.
YOU ARE READING
The Best Is Yet To Come...Sorta
HumorThese are some funny, romantic, thrilling and random short stories!!! I bet you can relate to SOME, NOT ALL. This is LIFE! Please Enjoy the stories!! P. S I CHANGE THE COVER SOMETIMES!!!
