Once upon a time, (I will not tell you the time because that is classified) there was a village in the middle of nowhere. Seriously, it was the middle of nowhere. Even look at the sign. It says Middle of Nowhere.
So in the town there was a guy called Jeffrey. See, Jeffrey was a pig. Jeffrey the Pig was very fast. He ran all the way to Menard's. Menard's was 2,200 light years away. You see, Jeffrey was a special pig. Jeffrey can run 2,200 Times the speed of light.
So when he went to Menard's, he got there in one second. When he was at Menard's, he bought 2,200 tons of steel. What kind of pig needs that meant tons of steel? Well...
You'll find out in Chapter Two...
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The Crazy Town
HumorA funny story about a super fast pig named Jeffrey and his adventures on Earth and through outer space.
