A Virtual Book Full of Literal Shit

Pets tag, thats not a tag. at all

so hi, i'm bored and i was wondering what kinda pets everyone had (not that anyone reads this book 😂 haha) . anyways really love reptiles and i would LOVE to have one , prinxiety666 knows this already lol.
anyways i've probs shown half of my weird creatures on here already tbh 😂, but yeah here they are!

This dude is called burrito, he's a rooster and he's a c*nt. he loves attacking me! i have so many bruises and scabs it's not funny! 😂😂 jk it's fucking hilarious.

okay, now we have Howie who is my golden labrador he's supposedly a pure bred but he doesn't look it and we don't have any papers to prove it lol. And Chino who is a 100% pure bred Chocolate labrador, he loves to be a lap dog although he weighs a TON . 😂😂😂

okay the duck is called Clover & we believe she is a 'Buff Orpington' and she's just reached point of lay a week or two ago and she's up to her 10th egg 😃.

sorry about the shit photos btw, my animals hate being photogenic tbh 😂

The almighty Cat, okay the kitty is about 8 years old and we don't know what breed he is. but his name is Midnight madness 🤘😜

(i cant find my cat tbh, but i'll describe him. he's a black tomcat with yellow eyes and he always has a look that makes him seem like he's going to kill you, he also has a few scars on his ears and 1 on his lip. he has 3 tiny white spots on his stomach ) yay

Okay lastly (finally) are my fish, they don't really have names tbh but my mum calls them Taco, Tortilla and enchilada 😂 i believe to match burrito's name💚 There's 1 normal goldfish & 2 shabunkins . so yay!

sorry about the poor fish photo 😂