Get this, so I woke up this morning, played my daily emo music, ate some fruit loops blah doomas ya when suddenly MY PHONE RANG
So obviously, I was very scared. My phone looks like this by the way,
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It sounds like a toaster when it rings.
Anyway
I'm getting sidetracked
So
I
P
i
c
k
e
d
up the phone
AND DO YOU KNOW WHO ANSWERED?
YES
YES YOU GUESSED IT
JAKE FLIPPIN PAUL
I WAS SO SCARED
HE SOUNDED LIKE A GRANOLA BAR IF GRANOLA WAS A SENTIENT BEING
HE SAID THESE EXACT WORDS
YOU READY?
i DON'T THINK YOU ARE
MAYBE I WONT SHOW YOU THEM
WHATS THAT?
YOU NEED TO KNOW
WELL
OK THEN
NO NEED TO START BEGGING, GOD
HE SAID
HE SAID..
HE SAID
"Dab on those Mavericks."
I
HATE
JAKE
PAUL
