So as most of you know I went to Italy
It was so beautiful
And I had tons of fun....(if ya know what I mean... just kidding I'm a saint)
I meant to take pictures to show y'all but my phone shattered to bits and pieces
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On the plane ride there was this annoying kid kept kicking my seat and screaming and crying I literally wanted to die.
I went to the parents and told them to control their kid
Then they got super pissed n' stuff
Ugh I'll never have kids
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Anyway so when we got there my friend Ashton is Italian and can speak Italian so he was our translator but sometimes he would give the people the wrong translation to mess with us.
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Waiter that only speaks Italian: Hello I'm Michelle (pronounced ME-SHELL) and will be serving you today, would you guys like to start with an appetizer?
Ash: he said, hello I'm Michelle and will be saving you today, would you guys like to start with an appetizer.
Me: oh tell him that I would like the soup but no mushrooms in it
Ash: okay. *looks at waiter* *says in Italian* yeah she wants this pasta with EXTRA mushrooms like make sure to put a lot in there
Waiter: okay it'll be right out
Ash: *evil grin and awkward staring*
Me: ..............
YEAH SO THATS HOW IT BASICALLY WENT DOWN
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Anyway Italy was great and I'd go there again but I CANT JUST PULL MONEY OUTTA MY ASS CAN I?
~Your author who is glad to be on her huge comfy bed that cost her so much money she doesn't even know what life is
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