Letters to Him

Mwahahahahahah

I parked my car and walked back to my cozy apartment, ready to send Beth my love letter. Mwahahahaha.

And I saw it. An offending piece of small, coily, poop. Right in front of my door. Accompanied by a pink post-it note on my door.
'It reminded me of your balconey. Ruth'
And guess what, that lil bish had a fluffy, cuddley golden retriever that I may have fed cookies before when he wondered over.

Don't be jealous, I like animals and they like my food. But that's beside the point.

He stuck that in front of my home. On my welcome mat. I got that from Taylor, how DARE he.
FUDGE HIS LITTLE PRINGLE FACE.

I took a pic of it and sent it to Taylor, with the caption 'look at what he did'

Taylor replied in a flash, which rarely happens. With a short message 'omw'. The sky might fall. Like now. Taylor never writes such short messages. Never.

True to her word, Taylor strutted out of her room next door with a serious look on her face.

"Leah, who's the ass that stuck that on my mat?" She hissed.

"Uh. Ruth," I stared at her trembling figure.

"WHO?"

I pointed at the ceiling, "Him."

"God?" She threw me a look.

"What the fudge? No!" I screamed, "Ruth! The guy who lives on the floor above us!"

"Oh, well lets KICK HIS BUTT," Taylor exclaimed.

Que the music and fancy sunglasses, mission 'Butt Kick' is a go!

She stormed up the stairs as I trailed after her, tugging on her sleeve.

She knocked furiously on the door, "IS THERE A RUTH HERE?!"

"Commander! Stop this!" I hissed.

A guy opened the door, and dayummmmmmm. I havta say, he wasn't bad looking. At all. He had clear blue eyes that looked icy and intricate. Gawd, I was so jelly.

Taylor fisted his shirt and pulled him to her face, staring straight in his eyes. "Are you Ruth?"

They stared at each other for a while.

"Im a Jacob if thats what your asking, nice to meet you." He turned her face and gave her a peck.

I pushed him off and he put his hands up in a surrender sign, eyes twinkling.

"Woah buddy hands off my bestie. Commander are you okay?"

Taylor was silent and blushing like no tomorrow. Wow, this is the first time i've seen her so nervous with a guy. She fidgetted back and forth as she stared at the ground. Looks like she forgot about the butt kicking mission.

Anyway, I have a great idea. Mwahhahahah.

"Do you know a Ruth? Maybe a neighbor of yours? Roommate?" I asked, eyeing the guy skeptically.

"No... I don't have any nieghbors named Ruth." He grinned.

"Hold up. Your the one who's really loud at night though right? Can you stop?"

"I'm not here at night, I have work," He blinked.

"Then whose the one thats been answering the messages?" I frowned.

What was happening?

"That's confidential information. Sorry," he winked.

I cursed at this pretty eyed male in front of me, who had the I-work-out-enough-to-be-healthy-but-don't-have-abbs vibe. I hope he never gets abbs.

"Tell him to STOP being annoying, please. And give this to him for me," I paused remembering I wrote about Jacob's candles(this sounds hella religious... srry), "just a moment,"

I pushed Taylor to Jacob and the surprised guy caught her perfectly, albeit a bit surprised.

"I'll be right back. Taylor honey, you have my permission to hug the guy senseless." I smiled.

She lifted her head immediately. "Really?!" Taylor's eyes gleamed.

"Yes, as your bestie, I give you the privilege to satisfy your hugging needs."

"What is going on?" Poor Jacob asked.

"Hold up. Jacob. Let me ask you a few questions before I release the TayTay hug-ay on you," I yanked him away from my excited friend, "Girlfriend? Boyfriend? Lover? FWB?"

He shook his head, "I'm a single pringle at the moment."

"Are you okay with me releasing her on you?" I gave him an eyebrow.

He shrugged, looking indifferent. I saw it in his eyes, the twinkle of intrest.

"GO TAYTAY!" I pointed.

She glomped on him, and gave him a back hug while slowly making her way to his front.

Awwwww, they are so going to become forever kinda people, I have a good gut feeling about it.

I ran back to my apartment before I saw anything to write another letter.

'Dear Ruth,
I met your nice friend Jacob, and he is just fantastic. Thanks for the shiz on my mat, ur gonna get a couple slaps from TayTay becuz of that. I demand a new mat.
Please and thanks,
The girl downstairs"

I ran back up just to see the two on the floor. Hugging. Taylor was in his lap and he had his arms draped over her shoulder. OTPPPPP, ship incoming.

Awwwwwwww~~

"Dont mind me, just give this to him for me. Thanks," I winked, making my way back to my own home.

This day wasn't so bad after all....

But then I saw the poop. Fudge.
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