Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer:
Dallas the long-faced horse
Had a very stupid roommate
And if you ever met him,
You might even say an idiot
All of the other doormmates
Used to laugh and call them names
They never let poor Dallas
Join in any volleyball games!
Then one drunken Christmas Eve,
Tammy came to say:
"Dallas with your face so long,
You should get your own theme song"
That's when Tammy realized,
As Dallas yelled, "Sroot the Free!"
Dallas the long faced horse,
He's a drunken S.O.B.
By an author wishing to remain anonymous—but really, who is she kidding?
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Dallas (Time for Tammy Book 1)
ChickLitTammy only planned to fall in love once. But sometimes plans change. Tammy Tymes has always been a bit... different. She may be a genius when it comes to science, but she doesn't know much about how to communicate with the opposite sex. Tammy though...
