Sweet Dreams

Part 1: I cannot die with my Oreos like I promised, bitch!

Ok I'm alone in my room right now, I think-not sure. I double check I the closet with my bat once again then check under my bed, no one here. Yet.
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I walk to my desk putting the bat down while turning on 'Stressed out' by Twenty on Pilots'.

'My names blurryface

and I care what you think (x2)

Wish we could turn back time

to the good old days When our

momma sang us to sleep but now

we're stressed out(x2)'

I sing along while I look out my window at the street. So quiet out there.Welp i'm not going out, I don't feel like dying today. I might just call Rider so he can come over.

I pick up my phone and dial the number. He answers right away. What the hell. How did he know? What if he bug my phone or hack into the camera. Stalker.

"Hey... Rider..."I say suspiciously.

"Hey Kindle what's up?"

"Where are you right now." I say while having a rampage looking around hoping I don't find him somewhere. Wait, I would be able to hear his voice. Suddenly I hear a voice out side of my room. HA! you bastard.

"I'm at the store. I'll call you back."
"Wait! Get me some Oreos!"
He hung up. Hm..that's suspicious.

"Mmhm" I open my room door, I stand listening for the voice. I hear the voice again. Ooo... Rider imma catch you. I open the room door the voice was coming from.

"HA! I caught your as-" I was caught off by my little brother Lukas with this girl that goes to our school. He is obviously is trying to go out with her or just toss her aside when he's but....that's not my business.

"What the hell!" His face is so red right now I can't believe it. I'm gonna laugh.

"Shit,"I mumble while trying not to laugh. "Lukas...bye.!" I leave him there in embarrassment. Soon as I close the door I laugh. I really forgot I had a brother.

Okay, so Rider hung up......I wonder what it is he had to do that was more important than taking to his very isolated and very illogic friend.

He hasn't called back yet and i'm craving for snacks like a pregnant woman, but when I say 'snacks' I mean Oreos. Ahhhh.... Oreos my beloved. Oreos were mean't for me to eat them. Lukas doesn't like them.

This is what happened:

He said "You freaking weirdo-chocolate chip cookies are way better. You and your cheap ass Oreos are not the best." I know right? Even the chocolate chip cookie inventor, Ruth Graves Wakefield knows that Oreos are better.

"You have to be an odd ball to be number one (Dr. Suess quote 101) And.....there is no way you cookies are number one! Mine are."

"You and you cookies are drags. You know your cookies the best? You only say that because the Oreo company always brags about the Oreos because it makes them feel better, knowing their losing to chocolate chip cookies from our grandmas!" Honestly, he hit the red button.

"Lukas!!"

"Kindle!!

"I'm gonna kill you, Lukas! Even if I can not die with my Oreos like I promised, bitch!"

"Hey there is definitely not gonna be a chocolate chip and Oreo Cival War." Our mom, Margot came into the room, stopping the argument before it got physical.