Sans: *sup, kid? so i guess this is the beginning? so...do you have any questions?
Lust: *Oh! Who are you talking to, Sansy~?
Sans: *facepalms*
Fell: *Would you guys shut the fu-
Stretch: *stares evilly at Fell*
Fell: *laughs nervously*
Blue: WHY ARE WE TALKING TO THE READERS?
Sans: *because we want 'em to ask some questions. anyw-
Lunar: GUYS!!!
Error: JeSUs! CaN yOU plEaSE cALm dowN?!
Lunar: Shut up. I'm the author. Hi, you lovely readers!
Lust: *They're not the only thing that's lovely~
Lunar: *gets duct tape and covers his mouth*
Lust: *Mmph?!
Lunar: As I was sayi-
Ink: *Does anyone see my paintbrush?
Lunar: *grabs a random paintbrush and throws it at his head*
Ink: *Ow! Thanks.
Lunar: No prob. *ahem* As I was saying: Hi, everyone! You've come here to ask and dare the Sanses, right? Cuz if you weren't I--
[Megalovania intensifies]
Sans: *GIVE ME BACK MY SWEATER!
Lust: *No~
Lunar: How did you -- I'm not even gonna ask. Bye, everyone! Hope to hear from you, soon!
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Ask/Dare Sans AU'S
Ngẫu nhiên*oh, woops. almost forgot to tell ya, kid. ask us whatever you like YEAH! *Shut up, you little peice of sh- nevermind... HELLO, HUMAN!!! I WOULD MAKE YOU A TACO IF YOU ASK US QUESTIONS. JUST SAYING...BYE! 😊 *Don't forget about little old Lust, dea...
