Cringe fanfiction

Diego x Reader

Ey. So I I've only posted one thing on here but a while ago I wrote this with my friend ( Dont judge me Idek what this is) so decided to post it. Don't worry I don't have some weird Diego fetish, we originally wrote it for someone else but I couldn't put their name in so um eheh I chose Diego.

Diego cringe fan fic

Diego's POV
I'm walking down the Hallways smartly being my cocky wonderful self as I see the most ravishing homosapian I've ever seen.
She is staring down at her feet, when she clumsily tripped over her laces and fell
, dropping all her books. I prance over to her "neigggghhh" I exclaim reaching down to help her with her books. But then... om GOODNESS my pants. Diego junior stop that! I smack myself in the balls and roll over on the floor screaming in pain. She rushes over to me and when she looks into my eyes dramatic Indian music comes on and all the pain goes away.
She reaches out and helps me up. Once she had we were standing inches away. She looked down not making eye contact and tried to slip her hands out of mine. But I didn't let go, I held on and she brought her gaze higher up to my eyes. "You smell like piss" she exclaims as she scrunched her nose, " and your hands are all crusty. Get away from me you hobo."
I let go, surprised. I mean it's not every day I take interest in a girl and once I do, that girl should be like praising me and thanking me that I chose HER.
She whipped her hair in my face and walked of, her cherry blossom perfume scent still lingering in the air. That's it! I should masturbate in front of her! Then she'll love me! I go grab her by the hair hearing her screech and then drag her towards the habitera closet, all while hearing her complain. When we get there I shove her inside and tell her to "watch this." Then I masturbate and I can tell by the horror in her eyes that she's loving it. I think I'm in love with her! " I LOVE YOU" I exclaim as I throw myself at her.
She punched my face and yelled,
"What the fuck is wrong with you!"
I was still recovering from her blow to my face and then I thought of a better idea!
I pull my pants down fully and reveal my abnormally small Pepe. Diego junior. I wiggle my eyebrows at her very smexily and she walks out the door.

THE END