Chapter I

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You: BOIIIII
You: English class got me shook

Unknown#: Who be dis

You: Bitch don't play wit me
You: I gots a story

Unknown#: I ain't messin wit u

You: Emily for real come on bro

Unknown#: Hate to break it to ya
Unknown#: I ain't dis Emily person

You: For real?

Unknown#: For real....

You: DAMN IT
You: Ohhhhhhhhhhh I figured it out
You: It wasn't a 7

Unknown#: ?

You: My best friend Emily got a new number and wrote it down for me
You: I thought it was a 7
You: It wasn't

Unknown#: 😂 idiot

You: :(

Unknown#: Hey
Unknown#: Sad faces are for pussys (If you get that you good in my book👌)

You: Welp
You: U r what ya eat

Unknown#: 😱 I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

You: Expect the unexpected

Unknown#: Hold up
Unknown#: 👀 u tryin to say somethin

You: Idk do you want me to be saying something😏

Unknown#: Depends on what u be tryin to say😏

You: Welp
You: I is a flaming homosexual

Unknown#: Saaaaaaameeee
Unknown#: Well it was nice talkin to ya person but u should probably tell dat Emily chick your story

You: That seems like a lotta work now
You: CAN I TELL YOU

Unknown#: I do have some time
Unknown#: Y not

You: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
You: Okay so *clears throat* Do we really speak English?

Unknown#: Yes

You: Wrong

Unknown#: Nooo?

You: Wrong

Unknown#: Tf is it then

You: The answer is part time

Unknown#: How?????

You: 50% of the time we're speaking French

Unknown#: 😱
Unknown#: IM SHOOK

You: SAME
You: I WAS ALL LIKE "GUYS IM BILINGUAL! WHO NEEDS SPANISH CLASS!"

Unknown#: 😂 u chill man
Unknown#: I like u

You: Thanks I like me too

Unknown#: And I take it back

You: :(
You: Ouch
You: Nonexistent ego bruised

Unknown#: Oh my god 😂
Unknown#: I just realized I don't even know your name

You: Oh yeah
You: I'm Y/n L/n

Unknown#: Dinah Jane

You: Sweet I can finally change your contact name

DJ: YAYAYAYAYA
DJ: So now that we're practically best friends wanna play 20 questions

You: 😱
You: MOM MOM LOOK I HAVE A FRIEND I HAVE A FRIEND
You: 🎶 for the first time in forever 🎶

DJ: Oh my god 😂
DJ: Don't u have friends

You: I have A friend

DJ: Is that friend Emily

You: Maaaaaaybeeeeeee

DJ: WELL IM YOUR FRIEND NOW

You: YAYAYAYAYAYAYA
You: NOW LEZ PLAY 20 QUESTIONS

DJ: OKIE
DJ: Age?

You: 16

DJ: 18

You: Where do u live?

DJ: Santa Ana California

You: SANTA ANA CALIFORNIA

DJ: 😱 NO WAY

You: YES WAY
You: WHATS YOUR ADDRESS

DJ: *insert random ass address*

You: BOI YOURE LIKE TEN MINUTES FROM ME

DJ: THATS INSANE

You: WE GOTTA MEET UP SOMETIME

DJ: TOTALLY
DJ: But I'm kinda traveling at the moment

You: That's ok just tell me when you get back

DJ: Ok
DJ: What do u look like?

You: Ummmmm.......I'm gooooood

DJ: :(

You: Hey
You: Sad faces are for pussys

DJ: 😱 YOU CANT STEAL MY LINE

You: Too bad 😎

DJ: Fine then
DJ: U r what u eat

You: 😱 YOU CANT STEAL MY LINE

DJ: THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

You: :(

DJ: Sad faces are for pussys

You: Welp
You: U r what u eat

DJ: And we're back to normal

You: Who wants to be normal these days

DJ: Tru
DJ: So u gonna send a pic of u or what

You: Oh would ya look at the time
You: I gotta go walk my turtle

DJ: Okay
DJ: Talk to ya tomorrow
DJ: WAIT A SECOND 👀



This probably sucks but oh well

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