On any other day this would be considered ugly but I really hate myself today plus whatever.
DONT READ THIS NOR TAKE IT SERIOUSLY PLEASE
New York, some weeaboo house. As the sun rose, Nick's wet dreams began to fade. It was the usual one, with Marie being front and centre. Who said you can't get down and dirty with a squid? the state legislature, that's who. However, with the "I am above the law" mentality, Nick decided to try to make Marie real like the desperate weeaboo he is. Using an online guide on witchcraft and googling "how to make your waifu real 2017 no scam", he began to place the copy of splatoon, some canned tuna, his marie nut jar, $1.38, and fingernail clippings in the pentagram in his basement and began to chant " pourquoi quand je porte ce pull je me sens comme sans" A flash of lightning befell into his basement and a dark figure appeared before him. He was told by the dirty blonde curly haired figure that he could have his wish if and only his "crusty ass sacrifices that petty asshole nigga sonya." He had gotten this far and the only logical step was to continue. Sonya was thrown into the void and the figure laughed maniacally then disappeared, leaving behind a squid-like silhouette. As he approached it, he saw it was Marie and realized his sad weeb dreams would finally come true. His first move was to ask if she was ok, to which she replied "ching chong ming ling mu dong" because chinese or some shit. He couldn't decide what to do after, so said fuck it and tied Marie to a bed frame and put on his leather suit. Just to add insult to injury, the figure that granted Nick's wish decided to fuck with him and made Marie literate in English but could only communucate in sign language. It's not a violation of consent if she doesn't say no ;). He decided to start age play, with him being dom and Marie being lg. After a couple asswhoops they switched and she shoved splat tim's less retarted brother splat tom into nick's rear end and left it there. Inktopolis boys buy fleshlights and anal beads, Nick makes do. Prolapse may or may not've happened so Marie put him and herself in a diaper. Nick decided he had enough and just wanted to have normal vanilla intercourse, Marie didn't mind and so they did. However when nick was gonna nut splat tom came out his peehole and gave him something. After he was done, his shaft had suction cup marks and was a horrible shade of purple. The next morning he went to the doctor to check if anything bad had happened; the diagnosis came in and it turns out he had salmonella and a uti from splat tom. He decided this wasn't how he wanted to live and so threw marie and splat tom into a pan of hot oil and deepfried that shit. His fit of anger subsided and when he realised what he had done, he vored both of them in an attempt to make up for what he did. He tried to get a complaint to the dark figure but got a reply that simply said "sorry sweaty no refunds p.s enjoy that uti".
