Two Men Along with an Anus 2: Resurrection

Part 1: A Song of Ice and Fire

It was the first day of my senior year of sex school. As the school bully, it was my job to jam my cock into the tight shit stained undergarments of anyone who dared call themselves a sexy muthafucka whilst in my presence. As I was removing the necessary school supplies from my locker, I saw him. Glorbadon, Conqueror of the Seven Realms, universally renowned for his ability to rupture entire solar system using nothing but his genitalia. The hallway was crowded, but I was just able to catch his eyes with mine. Time stopped as he gently stroked his asscheeks to the beat of "Take on Me". Lord Jesus Christ himself appeared to tell me something.
"Dude. He's pretty fucking hot. I'd shove a cross in his ass if you know what I'm saying."
I took this as a sign from the Gods. I went up to him. His muscles shine like a freshly blown load on my father in law's chest hair. I sparked a conversation about why he decided to become a Nazi. He said because his parents were Adolf Hitler and his wife, Adolf Hitler. I couldn't help but blush as his lips slowly took the shape of a Swastika. It was at this moment that I began to feel man juice splash on the inside of my Hulk underwear. A large stain appeared at the crotch region of my overalls. Before I could even think of my sudden deflating boner, I was swept off my feet and taken to a secluded location with several cleaning supplies scattered throughout. Then appeared Glorbadon in all his might, completely fucking naked.
"Oh Glorbadon, Conquerer of the Seven Realms, Bane of Dragons, Sprinkler of Sperm, you are so modest."
He proceeded to place his penis over my mouth and shush me.
"Be quiet. I wish not to be called by such illustrious titles. Call me by my true name... Rocky."