50 Shades of Louise

Chapter 7: Am i Preggos????

I slam the cab door shut and run across the street right before a semi truck zooms by. Damn i could've seized that opportunity to not live any longer. Was a once in a lifetime chance and i blew it.

But in that case at least it's friday.

I remove my stillitos to relive my blisters and walk up the steps to the condo barefoot.
I live in a filthy part of chinatown so there's probably aids on the ground, but honestly i dot. give a fuck anymore. I probably have some kind of std at least, if not, all. I've reached the lowest of the low by fucking zeke.
So a little AID infested cement isn't really gonna do anything is it?

I finally get to my door and i head straight to the bathroom. The turn the door handle to revel

OH MY GOD. EW

WHAT THE FUCK

IM GONNA BARF

i see gene on the toilet seat with full on drag queen makeup and a computer about 2 feet away.

lemme mention he's completely naked too

I know exactly what he's doing.

Webcam sexchat.... naughty naughty boy.

I ran back to my room and open my laptop screen forcefully, clicking on chrome. Luckily i know which site he uses. I enter Dragqueenwebcammodelsliketofuckandplease.com/genetheglitterbombafstar

Bingo.

Live streaming right now.

dancing completely butt naked with his dick hard and full on makeup and a bleach blonde wig on, on top of the toilet seat, is a sight to see.

I screen record everything for about 4 minutes, and save it into a folder called "gilbert" secret code name for gene.

I've got something to blackmail him with now. Mission complete.

I lay back down smiling to myself of what a successful day it's been, but 2 seconds later i was interrupted with the thought of being pregnant.

Oh yeah i was gonna check if i was before i encountered gene swinging his dick around.

I pick up my 2 pregnancy tests stuffing them into my bra so no one sees i'm carrying it. I walk to the other bathroom... hopefully no one's there, or i will flip shit.

I open, and it's clear.

I lock the door behind me and catch a glance at the mirror. Damn i look fine, no wonder guys chase me. i stopped and pulled out my phone from my impossibly tight pants and started taking some selfies, or shall i say belfies. I took about 37 so far, and went on to my camera roll and see how they turned out.

All
of
them
have
my
tits
in
it
and
my
pregnancy
tests
are
showing

for fucks sake

i throw my phone at the wall and pop a squat on the toilet seat.

i pull out my two organdy tests form my bra. I look at the back, apparently 1 line is not pregnant. and 2 lines is pregnant.

I don't ave time to use each pregnancy test seperatly so i shall hold both applicators together and pee on them.

I pee on top the little applicator like the instructions say. Kinda weird having spongebob staring up into my vajayjay while i pee but i guess it's whatever.
My flow stopped as i set the pregnancy tests aside waiting for them to process.

while i wait i decided to attempt round 2 on the selfies. I reach for my phone from my pocket but it wasn't there.

I glance around frantically, and i spot it on the floor with a shattered screen. oh fuck.

Bob isn't going to like this. I need a new phone pronto.

Another hint to worry the fuck about.

It's been about 2 minutes now and the test should be ready.

I take a deep breath and i look down on to the little monitor of both applicators.

One line.

ID LIKE TO THANK GOD , MY UTERUS, ZEKES TERRIBLE AIM!!
bless up

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A/N

LMAO so i totally forgot i had a watt pad and i had this fan fiction. until i got an email about someone leaving a comment. and i was like oh yeah. so i wrote this chapter. I honestly should stop since i'm going to college now... but like idgaf