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"Okay doki lemon coki let's put it this way, say your some fresh new shiny honey and the rest of us lot are little buzzing bumble bees, the honey is a new and interesting so all the bees wanna check this honey stuff out, they're drawn to ya well probably cause your the first fresh fabulous honey we've had in years before you the hives been empty, do you get what I'm saying?" I gave Jade a look that said are you sure your not some sorta mental institution escapee. "Hey don't give me your judgy looks, I am not crazy my reality is just different to yours," she said stomping her foot and giving me a glare. "Okay okay I'll try and refrain from being judge Judy, but I mean can you blame me your as cookoo as a clock," I say laughing a bit before continuing, "but I think I get the base of the pie that your trying to bake," Jade nodded her head with satisfaction "of course you do I mean you had the great and powerful Jade explaining it," she said grinning, I rolled my eyes "come on miss know it all, we need to fill up our bellies cause right now mines singing the song of its people," suddenly Jade turned serious and without speaking again started dragging me like teddy bear on a string towards the cafeteria, and into the line well when I say that she sounds like a polite little angel, what really happened was she started shoving everyone out the way like a rhino on the charge and when anyone would start questioning her shoving she answered simply I have a very heartbreaking and terrible condition called foodneion, it's where poor lil children like myself, have to have food at certain times and very coincidently that time was now, to be honest I think all the students had given up with arguing against Jade it was almost like an impossible task but I mean I wasn't complaining I mean we got there before the old donkey would flick his tail, "THERES CHOCOLATE PUDDING WITH FLIPPING RAINBOW SPRINKLES!!!" Jade shouted with so much excitement I thought she would suddenly burst, "okay calm down your jittery chimpanzee" I said in a calming voice,
"HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN THERES CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE!! I MEAN CHOCOLATE IS LIFE, CHOCOLATE IS LOVE, CHOCOLATE IS EVERYTHING!! NEVER QUESTION CHOCOLATE GOT IT!!" If this was Jade before chocolate I hate to see what happens to her after she eats the stuff, "okay now maybe you should take a little bit of pudding so you don't get too hyper cause I really don't feel like playing catch the Jade in the cafeteria," Jade ignored me for the second time today, and shoved six massive spoonfuls of chocolate pudding into her bowl well three bowls actually seeing as though it couldn't all fit in one, then before I had time to breath I was tugged like a rope towards an empty table, and Jade started tucking into her pudding like a hungry hyena.

Hiya my fellow unicorns, now I suffer from a terrible disease called lazyitis so it brings me great sorrow to say that I can't write a can't write a long and wishy woshy authors 📝, I am berry sowyy

Get it cause it's a berry and I'm berry sowyy😉🍓so lucky you gets you gets your very own lil baby berry *hands you a invisible berry* I'm just so kind😇😉 anyways I'm going to go low low low low low low and get away from ya lil 👽...jk jk😂😉, farewell people of the 🌎