Okaii so blueinsummer has challenged meh to do this so blame it on her and not the sunshine or moonlight if it's just plain bad (btw soz I just had to add a bit of Michael Jackson in there😉😅 ) anyways apparently I have to come up with a story abou...
"Jade get your butt back here right now or I shall scramble you like a egg" right now Jade was whizzing around like lightning mac queen across the lunch hall with poor lil me up the the task of catching her, sometimes life could be so unfair. Suddenly Jade hippity hopped onto one of the tables and I knew this was probably gonna end worse than when Snow White had to eat her poisonous apple mainly because she just just to go nighty nighty straight afterward whereas I have to face an entire school of animals who stare like beady eyed chameleons. "Jade seriously your making me cringe more than a cringe sandwich with cringe sprinkles and Nutella," I sighed dreamily at the thought of sweet Nutella, don't worry my love I will return to you, Jade just stuck out a tongue at me and started to perform her own little dance routine which let me just say was one of the strangest things I've ever seen, it involved her lying on the table and swishing around and then shouting "Look you freaks imma a beautiful mermaid in your face!" Then she would spring up and flap her arms everywhere and spin around the table while somehow doing the nae nae as well and scream "ooo now I'm a unicorn princess you've probably all turned to wibbly wobbly jelly by now cause ur all so jelly of the Jade queen!" Sometimes I seriously wonder what the fudge is wrong with this girl "Jade come here now or I know your gonna end up in some metal institution, way before your meant to be there at least live a bit before your dragged off there" Jade stuck out here tongue and jumped off the table trying to do a backflip, keyword being trying instead she lands flat on her face so it probably ended up being more flat than a pancake "oh geez great now I gotta become bob the builder and see if I can fix Jade" I sighed and quickly rushed over to her. Jade was mumbling something about her unicorn horn being badly broken and she couldn't feel her tail and then suddenly she spoke in a dramatic voice "this is the end of the yellow brick road for me Harper you were a good flying monkey, but now I must walk into the light it's calling me like my fridge, goodbye cruel world you never gave me enough skittle anyways and now...death." And Jade shut her eyes. So I did what any normal teenager would do I put a half eaten piece of pudding under Jades nose and let the baby werewolf take in the scent. Suddenly Jades eyes shot open and she grabbed the pudding and immediately stuffed it in her mouth "Its alive...ALIVE!" I said sarcastically, Jade glared and me and I gave her an angel smile, "what is it my little monster?" I say laughing
Hola ma fellow unicorns😉 ya know the cringy thing is I actually do the same...unique 💃🏻 as Jade of course only me myself and of course I have seen it cause ya know it's just so awesome that it'll blow all of your minds and we'll that would just be a teeny tiny bit messy now wouldn't it😉💥moving on just wanted to say about how the da bomb name of Jade came around, it was actually from the song at the beginning I was having a disco party to it ya know cause I'm me and I was just like hey that would be a good name for James Bond🎉🎊😂😉anyways enough of my weirdness I hope ya all ❤️ dis chapter (ik I always say dat but ya know whatever judgy pants😉) and now there's nothing left for me to do except turn into an egg and leave so ciao😁😉
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