Thugnapped

Ugly- very unattractive or unpleasant to look at; Offensive to the sense of beauty.

Troubled Soul- a person with unresolved issues that keeps them from being happy.

Hey I am December Valentine a 16 year old fat girl and as everyone likes to call me a "weirdo". But my school psychiatrist just likes to call me a troubled soul. However I'm not weird or troubled I just like to be different and I'm happy most of the time it's just that these kids piss me off so if you see me with a grimace on my face these bastards are the ones that put it there.

All these girls are so plastic and copied its actually sad to see them. Which leads to what I'm going to do today. I went to party city and bought a witch costume and went to school in it.

Shit if people are going to talk about me I might as well give them something to talk about. Oh yeah did I forget to mention that I curse a lot not because I enjoy it but because the curses usually leave my mouth before I can stop them.

Anyways as soon as I enter the school this BITCH Angel just has to say something to me but don't let that name fool you that girl is almost as evil as Satan.

But as soon as I enter the school she says "the ugly weirdo put on her Halloween costume today but at least it's better than what she usually puts on". The whole hallway erupts in laughter.

First of all that was not even funny and second this bitch dresses like a stripper every day so she can take her opinion and shove it up her plastic ass.

Yes the bitch has implants at the young age of 16. Anyways I head to the cafeteria to see my only friend June. I know it's weird that we are both named after months but I think it's cool.

Anyways I give her a hug and she tells me a sexy new boy is coming to the school.

Honestly I don't give a fuck I haven't had a crush on anyone since seventh grade and it was my art teacher.

That guy was hot. Back to the point she tells me that he is one of the biggest drug lords in the ATL and has a lot of enemies.

I'm just sitting here thinking really he is going to bring his black ass up in here so we can have more drama in this school. OMFG FML.

I'll bet you my stuffed bunnies life that niggas gonna be coming up in this school to scare my big ass and the rest of these useless motherfuckers probably saying shit like "nigga give me my damn money before I blow your brains out".

Then when he says he doesn't have the money the guy is gonna be like "you don't have my money well say hello to my little friend and then the boy gets shot right in the head then since I witnessed it I have to tell the boys mother that your son is now dead and then when the thugs find out I saw them kill someone there gonna want to kill my ass to.

Maybe I'm exaggerating but shit it could happen or at least that's what I have seen in movies and books.

Anyways I head to my first period class with June and she is talking about some strip club we should go to first of all I don't want to go to a strip club because I honestly don't want some lady twerking her ass in my face.

But June looked so excited I couldn't possibly say no to her and we have fake IDs so that's not a problem and we look 18 so I guess I'm going to get body shots off a stripper. This is just Fan freaking Tastic.