Some Free Laughs

About:

First, I'm going to introduce you to me and my fellow potatoes.

TJ (Me):
Gender: Only known by friends.
Age: Also only known by friends.
Sexuality: A-Sexual
Height: 5'3

About: Is hella British, a main trait my friends love about me. I am usually the one that seems to be sarcastic or serious... At times... Umm....

Known as: I am known for the 'Adorable Angry British Muffin' cause I'm grumpy and try to act tough when I'm really the smallest one out of everyone but I find that highly offensive but at the same time I take it as a compliment... Let's see here uhhhh...

I like Tea.... And Biscuits.

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Taylor:
Gender: Male
Age: Sixteen/Seventeen
Sexuality: Probably Gay
Height: 5'10

About: is a shy guy who ships almost everything. He likes to be known as trash. He eats alot like no other but all I know so far is that he eats Ramen on most of our chats.

Known as: 'Rich Trash' who lives with his Dad who's never really home cause of work which give him his whole mansion to himself.

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Logan:
Gender: Female
Age: Fifteen
Sexuality: Pansexual but mainly Lesbian
Height: 5'5

About: is a girl like no other, at times when we text I rarely forget about her being female. Funny isn't it? She's usually the bossy one that makes sure we all stay out of trouble. She's a bit overprotective when it comes to me... Not to brag. Men always flirt with her but all she'd do is kick them where the Sun never shines.

..... talk about virgin much?

Known as: The 'Motherly Butch' All of us always call her Mother cause of her motherly ways of how she'd always keep us out of trouble... Well... The other out of trouble. I on the other hand doesn't get scolded by her.....

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Collin:
Gender: Male
Age: Seventeen
Sexuality: Straight-ish
Height: 6'4

About: A total fucking lady magnet. In our school, he plays basketball and not to mention the tallest one on the team. He always say he's my bodyguard, which only earns him a slap in the face everytime for basically making fun of my height...

You see here, ladies and gentleman. Never mess with the short ones.

Known as: 'The BFG', I am the one who gave him that name and I am proud. At times I swear he likes to tease me.... Is it because my height? Logan likes to say it's because he likes me but I'd like to say otherwise.

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Truth:
Gender: Male
Age: Eighteen
Sexuality: Unknown
Height: 5'11

About: he may look straight but he does that on purpose. Only his friends know about his true sexuality (Me, Logan, Taylor, Collin). How coincidental is it that Truth is Logan's step-brother? REALLY COINCIDENTAL. He'd always start fights between the two, Collin and I having to break it up. He's also the muscle in our group.

Known as: 'Hothead' one time, Logan used it as an insult but soon it just stuck onto him like glue. He likes to use Collin as a punching bag which I could really care less about just as long as he doesn't start coming on to me...

I know, I'm careless. But I don't give a flying fuck sometimes.