Matthias POV
Disclaimer- I''ll get sutff wrong here and there but i like really like slagar and matthias like omg :0 otp
DaRK pAST:
"GO!1" I yell when i lead Sela to CLuny. It was a racket at Redwall, Sela the medicine nurse gthing was a traitor. Constance roars, I hear her "Rawr xd" a fox mocks her as he runs. I caught a glimpse of the fox, he was Sela's son. Chickenhound ran, I couldn't stop staring. How he ran, It was like I felt his breath. Then he's gone, like that. After that I saw Basil, Basil said "Hey wot, wot gonna grt to ze castle, ehhhhhh". I asked "WHy what haoppened??". Basil acted angrily "WOT DO YOU MEAN WOTTT SOMEONE GOT FRukKING KILLEd M**888". We ran to theec astle and there was constance. She said "Oh..........................", I asked "Why is there a dead mouse on the florr?". Constance says "Thats your step dad :-^". Oh shit. Methuselah laid dead, blood highlitghting the floors. Basil said "All becoause of wot the damn fox". Constance says "lol thats why i dont like foxes". I then remember Chickenhound, He killed Methuselah. Still I couldn't stop thinking about the fox. We then heard a yell, I gasp "oAHHHHHH, COnsatance is like "Lol w t f guys". After that moment, I couldn't stop thinking about Chickenhound.
PRESENT DAY (OR BEFORE MATTIMEO)
"hOLLLLYYYY SHIT" I said, Basil said "Yup wot ya got a wot son". Constance said "What ya going to name the kid". I said "i should've used protection", Basil said "TUrns out ballons don't work well". I said "Well look at the time, I should go fishing", Basil winked "I'll drown u". I stomped off to the forest, Im going to be a father. THen I saw him, He was the same figure i saw when he was runing. I started running to the figure, passing the river and the weeds. I got closer and closer, Then I saw him. He wore a mask and was alone. I tripped and cussed "Damn church clothes", He looked at me, I felt comfort around him. He smiled "Matthias??", I smiled "Chickenhound". He leaned in for a kiss. I was closer and then "Matthias???!!". I open my eyes and nothing was there, I turn around and see Cornflower, My wife. She mutters "Like OMG matthias like are you like okay?????". I turn around and I feel him. I feel Chickenhound around here somewhere. I stood up and said "Lets go back Cornflower". Cornflower says "Ohhhh Okay matthaissss".
Hes out there somewhere, I''ll have to wait till he comes for his prince charming.
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slagar x matthias fanfiction (parody)
Fanfictionin redwall there are forbidden lovers. matthias, a strong, handsome, buff (i wanna kms) mouse was in love with slagar, a naughty fox. the story quenches their realtionship and revenge for as cornflower stole her man. no one can have matthias since...
