a little slytherin (year 2)

gryffindor

sirius pov

"sirius get up" hermione says waking me up. When Dumbledore says tomorrow he means tomorrow.

"where is the fire Mione"

she rolls her eyes. "just get up we need to get ready for class" I sigh and get up. I look into my thoughts from dumbledore half the things we didn't agree to I hate him right now. I'm only sarcastic in the morning when I'm tired. I'm a goody two shoes that is kinda ditzy not like luna's act but not that good in class people think I'm a joke but I can carry out a conversation as good as Ron. Also I don't play quittich that would've kinda weird and cheating. Also I'm dating Ron gross! I also don't go on any adventures with them because they are 'to dangerous'.

"Sirius hurry up you don't want to keep your boyfriend waiting" hermione teases. I Wish my boyfriend was down there not stupid ronald he is stupid an annoying I don't want to be around him.

"Im ready" I say in fake happiness.

We headed down stairs "hello girls" Harry says hermione giggles she has a crush on Harry I totally need to set them up.

Ron puts his hand around my waist i grimance not that anyone notices. "hands off the sister Ron" Harry says

"but Harry you said it was fine when we started dating" Ron says harry's face was complete shock but quickly recovered.

"you know I still don't like your hands on my sister" Ron sighs and winks at me gross!! gross!!! gross!! gross!!! groooooss!!!!!. We head down to breakfast Ron keeps trying to hold my hand luckily Harry would glare at him.

I go up to Harry and whisper. "I don't like Ron liking me"

"me ether it is creepy why do you think dumbledore did it"

"could have been an acident but I think he would know you don't want me to date" I whisper

"what are you two talking about"

"twin stuff" me and Harry instantly say wow we actually agreed maybe this whole transfer for a week will really help us.

Ron and hermione give us weird looks "are you guys going to tell us?" Ron asks looking at me not Harry. I put my fingers down 123.

"nope" we say I was very close to laughing at the twos faces.

"are you guys practicing to be like Fred and George"

"no" "we" "don't" "prank" me and Harry took turns saying just to annoy them. They both looked at us like we grew another head.

"did you guys practice this or something" hermione ask while we enter the great hall.

"yes hermione we spent all" Harry started

"night practicing just to" I continued "annoy you guys" we finished together it was actually pure dumb luck but there faces where absulutly pricless

"this is extremely creepy" Ron says "

can you guys stop" hermione asks

I whisper in harry's ear 'say yes'

'"why this is fun" he whispers

"she said can not will" I whisper back so we say "yes"

"then why haven't you stopped" Ron asks

"because we had the same answer" we say together they look annoyed im hoping they wont be too mad or it wont be a good start to the week.

"you said you would stop" hermione complains

"we said we" "can never said" "we would" we did in the now normal pattern of me then Harry then together it was actually a little creepy.

"really when have you two been the ones for grammar" I actually am one for grammar well not here But I bug people about it especially Fred and George it was also one of the reasons pansy calls me a perfectionist. But for the purposes for now me and Harry both shrug.