From the first time I saw him, my life changed forever.
It was a July night, two months before September
And there he was, setting the rhythm of the night
With two sticks, some drums, and zero stage fright.
They call him Chad,
There's no need for discussion
'Cause he's definitely rad
The Butler of percussion
Now, this man likes to surf on the San Diego coast.
He's a very good surfer, and isn't quick to boast.
He participates in the Bro-Am with the rest of the guys
And surfs alongside Jon, who is a gorella in disguise.
